Taylor Swift Thinks Taylor Swift Is Annoying

In today's Tweet Beat, Katy Perry sets things straight, Cher has some serious thoughts and it's cool guys, Taylor Swift is the one who said it. » 3/30/15 7:30pm Yesterday 7:30pm

What Were Justin, Taylor, and Ryan Talking About?

Sunday night's bafflingly star-studded iHeartRadio Music Awards took a cue from The Golden Globes by seating major stars next to each other at large, circular tables and forcing them to engage in conversations with the cameras rolling. Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift, and Ryan Seacrest photograph well, but what do… » 3/30/15 4:10pm Yesterday 4:10pm

Taylor Swift is Hanging Out with Calvin Harris

Taylor Swift has been spotted with the human man who will definitely be the subject of Swift's next album (or won't be, whatever, I like my Swift narratives clear and predictable). Anyway, Swift went to a Kenny Chesney concert with Calvin Harris, where the two got down to this sick beat. They swayed, Swift danced, and… » 3/28/15 9:50am Saturday 9:50am

Shailene Woodley Eats Bugs On the Regular, Says It's The Future

This month's NYLON cover girl, actress Shailene Woodley told the mag she considers bugs the future of food. "I've eaten ants and that was great," she said. "And June bugs, that was great. I think the future of food is in insects, so we'll see what happens." Me and Woodley, well we have different views on the… » 3/26/15 8:15pm Thursday 8:15pm

Taylor Swift Is As Much of a World Leader As Pope Francis

Your queen Taylor Swift is No. 6 on Fortune's second annual list of the World's Greatest Leaders. Swift is featured alongside equally powerful international figures, like Apple CEO Tim Cook, human rights activist Beatrice Tetwa, and of course, Pope Francis. » 3/26/15 1:20pm Thursday 1:20pm

Vin Diesel Named His Daughter After Paul Walker, But With a Girl Name

When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of? (It's a rhetorical question, btw; I don't want kids but just think about it for a second.) » 3/23/15 8:30pm 3/23/15 8:30pm

Aspiring Porn Star Taylor Swift Buys TaylorSwift.Porn Domain

Businesswoman/Shark Taylor Swift, taking no chances with her name and image, has bought the following domain names: TaylorSwift.porn, TaylorSwift.adult. Swifty, is there something you would like to tell us...? » 3/23/15 9:30am 3/23/15 9:30am

Bette Midler's Got Jokes

In today's Tweet Beat, Bette Midler comes in with the knockout Putin joke, Taylor Swift would like to remind you that she's going on tour and Ron Howard takes a selfie. » 3/16/15 7:30pm 3/16/15 7:30pm

Chris Evans Breaks Your Heart, Is Dating Lily Collins

Sorry Captain America fans, Chris Evans is dating Lily Collins. According to Us Weekly, the two met at an Oscars party. Apparently Collins is the daughter of soft rock icon, Phil Collins and, like all celebrity children, she's an actress and a model. And since I'd had never heard of Collins before this morning, my… » 3/15/15 10:35am 3/15/15 10:35am

Shonda Rhimes On Empire: 'Our Consumer Dollars Matter'

In today's Tweet Beat, Shonda Rhimes speaks some truth about Hollywood, Taylor Swift wakes up at five o'clock in the evening and Lady Gaga does Paris. » 3/05/15 7:40pm 3/05/15 7:40pm

Taylor Swift's Awful at Moonwalking, Finally Gives Us Reason to Hate Her

Thank god for small favors. Adorable bubblegum princess and imaginary best friend (mine, not yours) Taylor Swift was leaving a building with a very clean garage when she was caught off-guard by the papa-paparazzi. Not willing to give up pictures of herself, Swift attempted a lame-ass moonwalk to get away. Very lovable! » 3/04/15 10:30pm 3/04/15 10:30pm

American Hero Cher Calls Piers Morgan an 'Old Diva in Fishnets'

Yesterday, famed blowhard Piers Morgan—the biggest threat to U.S./British relations since the War of 1812—took to Twitter to express his discontent about pop stars of a certain age (namely Madonna) wearing revealing costumes. But what about Cher? Even Cher, hissed back Morgan. And having been summoned, the Goddess… » 3/03/15 10:30am 3/03/15 10:30am

Only Taylor Swift's Song About Psycho Exes Can Soothe This Baby's Cries

Making up for last week's disaster of a tweet about that fucking dress, Taylor Swift has redeemed herself by tweeting a picture of a tiny behbeh having its tears quieted by the hypnotic rhythms and song stylings of "Blank Space," the most appropriate song for behbehs to listen to. » 3/02/15 10:30pm 3/02/15 10:30pm

NeNe Leakes and Khloe Kardashian Rumored To Replace Kelly Osbourne 

Forty-eight hours after Kelly Osbourne hung up her mean girl shoes and resigned from Fashion Police, E! is rumored to be considering both NeNe Leakes and Khloe Kardashian as possible replacements. Or at least a source for Us Weekly thinks that Leakes and Kardashian are in the running. » 3/01/15 10:35am 3/01/15 10:35am

Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Taylor Swift, Pt. II

Your Imaginary Girlfriend/Boyfriend was a Jezebel feature in which we explored the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. After a lot of planning, we've decided to bring it back. » 2/20/15 5:00pm 2/20/15 5:00pm

Is Taylor Swift Trying to Kill People With Mirrors? An Investigation

Well, well, well. Exactly one week following the premiere of her video for "Style," which featured at least eleven separate images of a broken mirror, the New York Post reported that Taylor Swift was present on the scene of a high-profile mirror "accident." » 2/20/15 1:50pm 2/20/15 1:50pm