Ever so briefly, Taylor Swift lived like the common people do by serving jury duty today in Nashville, Tennessee. But she was quickly relieved of her civic duty. The judge determined that she could not be an “impartial” juror for the case at hand.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Alicia Keys doubles down on the no-makeup, Simone Biles played VMAs bingo and something something Kanye West and Taylor Swift.
Totally cool and fun squad captain Taylor Swift is in court today in Nashville, where she is serving jury duty, because she was randomly selected from a pool of registered voters, and not because she called up every day for a month asking to come in. Though why wouldn’t she—she’s practically the patron saint of people…
While accepting the award for Best Male Music Video at Sunday night’s VMAs, Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles thanked the “This Is What You Came For” vocalist (Rihanna), director (Emil Nava), and fans (you and me). One person he didn’t thank, however, was the song’s co-writer, Taylor Swift.
In an interview with The Guardian, improbably prolific writer/director Woody Allen talked “exclusively about sex, antisemitism, the impact of that abuse allegation – and his dream of racing Usain Bolt.” Sounds fun, doesn’t it? I love a subhead that refers to an accusation of child abuse as “that abuse allegation”…
Hey, remember when Amber Heard decided she would send all of that settlement money from her ‘stache of an ex Johnny Depp to charity?
Some pleasant news from one Taylor Swift: the singer has donated $1 million to Louisiana in the wake of a devastating flood that has displaced at least 20,000 people and left 11 dead.
A weary nation can finally rest easy as Karlie Kloss assures the world that yes, she and Taylor Swift are still best friends.
One thing we know to be true about Taylor Swift is that she is frequently photographed with other people. The Instagram personality, who is also a musician, refers to the people in these photographs her “friends.” She has many of them! More friends than you and me, and everyone we know combined. She has friends who go…
Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift insist that their romance is genuine, but Hiddles’ accounts of coupledom have thus far been excruciatingly bland. And when he addresses the media’s fixation on his relationship, his remarks are similarly tepid.
Star is reporting that vocal supporter of Hillary Clinton and Orlando Bloom’s penis, Katy Perry, has written a few songs for her upcoming album that may or may not shade the hell out of her nemesis, Taylor Swift. “Katy is more than happy to capitalize on Taylor’s damaged image,” Star claims.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Leslie Jones is headed to Brazil, Bachelor villain Chad Johnson overshares, and Ivanka Trump seems unfazed by recent events.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we don’t go to our original magazine store, our recently shuttered backup magazine store, or the second backup magazine store that’s close to the office but only has the tabloids 30 percent of the time, and instead try something a little different because it’s Senior Week.
Here’s a thought: Maybe Calvin Harris wants to just be Calvin “I Chose This Name Because It Sounded ‘Black,’ Guys” Harris without enduring mediocre dad jokes about Taylor Swift.
It’s recently come to my attention that Thomas William Hiddleston, famous Englishman and boyfriend (coworker?) of Taylor Swift, has joined the self-service PR platform known as Instagram. Though he is not following anyone at the moment, he has uploaded a single photo. It’s not a particularly good one.
In what may or may not become an annual tradition, Sarah Jessica Parker crawled out of hibernation to remind us that she is not a feminist—but the real disappointment here is that she didn’t even have the courtesy to dust off her old Sanderson Sisters drag and opine in song while flying around on an old mop.
Mere weeks after Kim Kardashian unfurled the three foot long CVS receipt that put one Taylor Alison Swift on notice, it seems that the members of her nebulous and all-encompassing #squad are finding the strength to emerge from the shadows and speak their collective truths.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Karlie and Taylor are friends, Yoko Ono is back to being Yoko Ono and Jaden Smith channels The Joker.