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No Conspiracy Theory Can Explain Away Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston Being Total Dinguses

Currently popping up on all the websites you use to distract yourself from the misery and snoredom of your professional life is a conspiracy theory which posits that Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston—the newest celebrity couple making me want to fork my eyeballs straight outta my head—are staging their relationship for…

If You Pee on Christie Brinkley's Property, She Will Hose You Down and Not Apologize For It

Christie Brinkley hosed down a woman who urinated on her beachfront property, and—in true Christie Brinkley fashion—she refuses to apologize for it. On Saturday night, a 36-year-old woman named Erica Remkus (who claims she was not drunk at the time) found herself needing a bathroom after watching hours of fireworks…

Kanye West Teaches Us Fame Begets Fame, In Perpetuity

In 2008, when the artist Vincent Desiderio finally put down the brushes on an 8' x 24' painting he’d been working on for five years, the stock markets were in decline but his cancer was in remission. He’d first shown “Sleep” four years earlier in a solo show at Marlborough, the New York gallery that represents him,…

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