'Massive Tool' Carson Daly Joins Today Show

Carson Daly, massive tool, has joined The Today Show, ringing in a self-proclaimed "new era" of the program. He will enroll alongside the other mutants in the X-Academy: Matt Lauer, Savannah Guthrie, Al Roker, Natalie Morales, Hoda Kotb, Willie Geist and Kathie Lee Gifford. While we plebs associate Daly with… » 9/12/13 9:00am 9/12/13 9:00am

Lindsay Lohan Transferred From Betty Ford For Being Hella Disruptive

Buenos días! Lindsay Lohan got transferred from the Betty Ford clinic to a different rehab center in Malibu for being "disruptive" and "making life hell for those around her," because she learned nothing from Georgia Rule's tough but loving fictional matriarch (Wallace Shawn). » 6/14/13 9:00am 6/14/13 9:00am

Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full Frontal

Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her… » 10/15/12 9:00am 10/15/12 9:00am

Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Quits Acting For Good

In a recent interview with Elle, Taylor Momsen spoke about her "budding" musical career (in which she often flashes her breasts onstage) and mentioned in passing that she "quit" acting: » 8/16/11 7:15pm 8/16/11 7:15pm

Rachel Zoe's $250K Post-Partum Push Present From The Hubs

Following the birth of her son, Skyler Morrison, Rachel Zoe has been given a $250,000 push present by her husband, Rodger Berman. It's a ring. Not just any ring. A 10 carat cushion-cut Neil Lane diamond. The perfect piece to wear while dealing with poopy diapers. [Radar Online] » 5/10/11 9:00am 5/10/11 9:00am

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