Watch Clinton Supporters Happily Endorse Trump's Tax Plan When They Think It's Hillary's 

You’d think most people would have watched enough late-night TV to automatically refuse to answer questions asked by people wielding microphones on the street. These very clueless Hillary Clinton supporters, however, didn’t utilize their self-preservation instinct and ended up accidentally endorsing Donald Trump’s new… »9/30/15 11:55am

Navajo Nation Makes Great Decision to Tax Junk Food, We Should Follow

Starting next month the Navajo Nation will be the first place in the United States to place a tax on junk food. Members can expect a 2 percent sales tax on garbage like: pastries, chips, soda, desserts, fried foods, sweetened beverages, and other shit with no nutritional value that makes us all perpetually sick. »3/29/15 4:15pm

‘Real Housewife’ Teresa Giudice Indicted on Fraud, Tax Charges by Feds

Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe were indicted on fraud and tax charges today by a federal grand jury. There are 39-counts against them, which include "conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud, bank fraud, making false statements on loan applications and bankruptcy fraud." »7/29/13 2:50pm

Stupid Ideas: Your Whore Pills Are Polluting Our Pristine Waters and You Should Pay for It

Here we were thinking that our addiction to birth control was only dangerous because it allows us to achieve maximum levels of sluttiness and moral decrepitude. But how wrong we were. It turns out our insistence on swallowing hormones for fun month after month is also endangering the environment, and soon it might… »6/04/12 11:30am