Pretentious Idiot Defaces Rothko, Would Be Horrible Boyfriend

Cecilia Giménez, what hath you wrought? On Sunday at London's Tate Modern, some dummy entered a room full of Rothkos and preceded to deface one, "Black on Maroon," tagging it with: "Vladimir Umanets, a potential piece of yellowism." A visitor saw it happening and promptly tweeted a pic. The fuck is yellowism? Well,… »10/08/12 10:50am10/08/12 10:50am

Columnist Liz Jones Buys £585 Silver Leggings, Encourages Children To Go Hungry

Some people just make it too easy, you know? Ridiculing Liz Jones, the Daily Mail columnist who has made a living chronicling the demise of her now ex-husband Nirpal Dhaliwal, calling American women stupid , and detailing her collection of couture clothing, is like shooting fish in the proverbial barrel. Which is not… »1/11/08 2:00pm1/11/08 2:00pm