Forget Redefining Beauty: This Fat Chick Just Wants Some Nice Clothes


Greetings from a bunker, where I have stockpiled dried apricots and seltzer and plan to wait out everything to do with this #ImNoAngel ad campaign. Good try, Lane Bryant, but no number of beautifully shot images of Ashley Graham will erase years of trying on asymmetric polyester garbage at your stores, hunting for… » 4/08/15 4:45pm 4/08/15 4:45pm

I Tried on Target's New Plus Size Line So You Don't Have To

Meh. That's what I give Target's new AVA+VIV plus-size collection. To me the new AVA + VIV line is just more of the same of what I've come to expect of plus-size clothing. For the most part designers seem to think that all we plus-size ladies deserve is basics and that we should be happy to even get anything. A video » 3/20/15 2:30pm 3/20/15 2:30pm

Target Now Sells Fifty Shades Cock Rings Next to Kids' Toothbrushes 

Target knows you're a busy parent on the go, so when it comes to shopping, you don't want to waste your time going from aisle to aisle to collect your kid's toothbrushes, mouthwash and Fifty Shades of Grey marital aids. That's why they put all of your needs into one place. They're always thinking of you. » 1/16/15 5:40pm 1/16/15 5:40pm

​I Pulled a Black Friday All-Nighter & Lived to Tell the Tale (Barely)

It's Thanksgiving evening, roughly 7:30 p.m. "Are you sure you don't want to bail?" my mother-in-law asks, with barely concealed concern, as we approach the exit for the Secaucus, New Jersey Walmart. I promise I'll text updates and swear that if something goes hideously awry and I'm marooned in a sea of big-box… » 12/03/14 2:10pm 12/03/14 2:10pm

Target Frantically Debuts Free Shipping to Woo Holiday Shoppers

The holiday retail wars are upon us! Macy's kicked off the melee by announcing they'd open at 6 pm on Thanksgiving; now Target says free shipping will be available for every damn thing on their website until December 20. Go right ahead and order that sack of Dove chocolates for your honeybun's stocking. » 10/22/14 12:50pm 10/22/14 12:50pm

Photoshopped Target Model Goes on Ellen With Mysteriously Long Arms

While much was made of the bizarre missing parts sported by a model on Target's website recently, less attention was paid to her very long arms. Now model Tanya Marie Keller has set the record straight: that's just the way her arms are. Sure, it's a little awkward, but who doesn't have weird things happening with… » 4/02/14 12:40pm 4/02/14 12:40pm

Target Calls Swimsuit Photoshop 'An Unfortunate Error'

Though they've revealed no further details about why a Junior's model featured on their website was bizarrely and shoddily photoshopped, Target told BuzzFeed that they're sorry about it. "This was an unfortunate error on our part and we apologize. We have removed the image from our website," they said in an email. » 3/11/14 2:30pm 3/11/14 2:30pm