Inside The Salahis' Very Messy, Very Entertaining Divorce

Although their run on reality television is over (for now) after The Real Housewives of D.C. was canceled last year, White House gate-crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi have managed to remain in tabloid headlines, captivating the nation with tales of their divorce that involve kidnapping, adultery, Journey, and a dead… » 1/05/12 12:20pm 1/05/12 12:20pm

The Year Love Died: 2011’s Most Crushing Celebrity Break-Ups

When it comes to love, 2011 has had a few ups: Jennifer Aniston finally found someone who can fill the Brad-Pitt-shaped hole in her heart, and Kate Middleton and Prince William won our hearts with their intimate little wedding. (Don't forget how he drove her around in that convertible afterwards. It doesn't get more… » 12/30/11 11:10am 12/30/11 11:10am

Canada Refuses To Let Russell Brand Into The Country

British Comedian Russell Brand was forced to cancel his show in Canada on Saturday after customs officials refused to let him into the country. No word on why exactly he was denied entry yesterday, but it's not the first time he's had trouble with customs. Earlier this year, Japan refused to let him in because of his… » 10/02/11 11:00am 10/02/11 11:00am

Tareq Salahi's Dog Dies, Causing Him To "Lose Two Bitches In One Week"

Ugh. The bad news: Tareq Salahi and suddenly-estranged wife Michaele Salahi (née Michelle Ann Holt, nickname: "Missy") refuse to go away. The good news: They're having a run of bad luck. We would never wish ill upon strangers, but karma is a boomerang, is it not? So when you spew half-truths and lies, get all dolled… » 9/19/11 4:45pm 9/19/11 4:45pm

Everybody Panic, Michaele Salahi Has Been Kidnapped!

Tareq Salahi of White House party-crashing fame is claiming that his wife Michaele has been kidnapped. Even worse, she's apparently being forced to tell people she's okay. » 9/14/11 12:45pm 9/14/11 12:45pm

Since When Were The Salahis Credible Sources?

The New York Times published a rather lengthy article this week about how Tareq and Michaele Salahi—the couple who starred on The Real Housewives of D.C. and "allegedly" crashed President Obama's first state dinner—are still trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame. Hold the phone—washed-up reality stars are still… » 8/04/11 7:10pm 8/04/11 7:10pm

The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and…

The Real Housewives Bankruptcy Index

Housewives going broke is nothing new, but two more cast members of Bravo's franchise—Tamra's soon-to-be ex-husband Simon Barney and Alexis Bellino—have just filed for bankruptcy, making that a grand total of 10 Housewives who've sought protection from creditors. » 12/23/10 12:43pm 12/23/10 12:43pm

Salahis Inexplicably Feel "Vindicated" By Footage That Clearly Shows…

Last night's season finale of RHODC showed the Salahis passing the first security checkpoint at the White House, even though their names were not on the list. Oddly, on Watch What Happens, the couple said this footage completely exonerates them. » 10/08/10 11:28am 10/08/10 11:28am

Salahi 101: A Guide To The Lawsuits & Lies

What's offensive about Michaele and Tareq Salahi is that they think they can snow over the public into believing they are who they say they are. Here, we break down each of their outrageous lies, lawsuits, and bankruptcies. » 10/04/10 2:16pm 10/04/10 2:16pm

D.C. Housewives Break The Fourth Wall

Last night's episode finally got around to the Salahis' infamous attendance to the White House state dinner. When Michaele couldn't produce the couple's supposed invitation for the cameras, a producer stepped in for the first time in Real Housewives history. » 10/01/10 11:15am 10/01/10 11:15am

Tim Gunn Hates On Pretty Much Everyone, From Suri To The Salahis

Continuing his "Fuck You" tour in support of his new book, the Project Runway mentor stopped by Access Hollywood yesterday to shit-talk Suri Cruise, Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga, and the Salahis (who were listening in on a live feed). » 9/17/10 12:09pm 9/17/10 12:09pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Real Sports reveals that Tareq and Michaele Salahi are crooks and weirdos, Charlie Day makes penetration jokes about Jennifer Aniston, and the Miss Universe cultural costumes could be future Lady Gaga outfits. » 8/27/10 7:16pm 8/27/10 7:16pm

White House Crashers Try To Crash Again

Proving conclusively that they have no shame, White House crashers Tareq and Michaele Salahi were stopped by Secret Service last night trying to enter "a restricted area near the White House." Michaele wore mink. [ABC] » 5/20/10 10:40am 5/20/10 10:40am

White House Gatecrashers Demand Apology

After months of being woefully misunderstood, Tareq and Michaele Salahi are talking about their unwelcome attendance at a White House state dinner in November. They're also putting on their tux and sari and posing for photos, for old times' sake. » 5/18/10 10:00am 5/18/10 10:00am

White House Party Crashers Stay "Low Key"

Post-White House party-crash, says Tareq Salahi, "We have stayed quiet; we have stayed low key." That's why they're appearing on the next Real Housewives of D.C. And writing a book. And giving this interview. [Politico] » 4/09/10 3:30pm 4/09/10 3:30pm

Salahis To Crash Our TVs

This is how you make it in America: Noted White House party-crashers Tareq and Michaela Salahi will be "the most visible members" of Bravo's upcoming series The Real Housewives of D.C. Meanwhile, Desiree Rogers is unemployed. [The Daily Beast] » 3/26/10 9:20am 3/26/10 9:20am

Political Parties

Tomorrow, the House Committee on Homeland Security will consider whether to subpoena Tareq and Micheale Salahi. Along with the fame-whores, Rep. Peter King (R) has announced intentions to subpoena Desiree Rogers, but this is unlikely to go through. [WashingtonPost] » 12/08/09 9:40am 12/08/09 9:40am