Can the Sharknado Franchise Survive Without Tara Reid?? Probably

Tara Reid — an actor, AN ACTOR! — has finally hit rock-bottom in her Tobias Fünke-like career, with news that the producers of Sharknado will not be asking her back for Sharknado 2: Twist and Shout (speculative title). As you no doubt have failed to remember, Tara Reid's character survived the massive shark weather… » 7/28/13 11:30am 7/28/13 11:30am

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy » 7/16/13 9:00am 7/16/13 9:00am

Mariah Carey Renews Vows in Over-The-Top Disney Princess Ceremony

So Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey had a totally low-key renewal of their wedding vows. Cannon and #dembaby Moroccan were dressed as Disney princes while Mimi and #fembaby Monroe were in princess garb. It was grillions of dollars, in Disneyland, they Vined the shit out of it, and invited Entertainment Tonight. Some… » 5/01/13 9:00am 5/01/13 9:00am

Reese Witherspoon's Sorry She Was a Bratty Jerk While Getting Arrested

Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over around midnight on Friday, booking Toth for a DUI and Witherspoon for disorderly conduct (Reese yelled "Do you know my name?" at the cop and claimed that he was not a real police officer). Above, find her… » 4/22/13 9:00am 4/22/13 9:00am

Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest

Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO unfaiiiiiir! — is spending her last few days of freedom hanging out with her boyfriend, musician Avi Snow (Says Snow… » 3/28/13 9:00am 3/28/13 9:00am

Will Charlize Theron Help Jennifer Aniston Score a Black Kid?

Jennifer Aniston, the quintessential grown-up Judy Blume heroine, has a lot of Very Important Decisions to make in the next few months as her wedding to Justin Theroux draws nigh. Apparently she's been quizzing Charlize Theron—mom of one-year-old Jackson Theron—about the process of adoption since mutual friend Chelsea… » 3/15/13 9:00am 3/15/13 9:00am

Rumor Has It the Father of Jodie Foster’s Kids Was Gay Casting Director

One of the criticisms of Jodie Foster's already legendary Golden Globes speech was the idea of expounding a need for personal privacy on, you know, a nationally broadcast awards show. Its detractors could have predicted this next turn of events, which, of course, is a resurgence in tabloid stories about Foster,… » 1/15/13 9:00am 1/15/13 9:00am

Sheryl Crow Thinks She Got a Brain Tumor From Her Cell Phone, and Other…

I always knew that Stephen King books were based in reality: Sheryl Crow struck fear into the hearts of all by suggesting that her benign brain tumor was caused by cell phone use, although "there are no doctors that will confirm that," she told Katie Couric. "I do have the theory that it's possible that it's related… » 9/11/12 9:00am 9/11/12 9:00am

Kristen Stewart Cheats on Vampire Boyfriend With Married Human Father…

Lo, and birds will fall dead from the sky, fish will float dead to the surface of the ocean and the email service on your smartphone will cease to work for approximately 10 minutes, for Kristen Stewart has allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The… » 7/25/12 9:00am 7/25/12 9:00am

Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom…

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until… » 7/21/12 11:30am 7/21/12 11:30am

Sofia Vergara Is Engaged and the Mayan Gods Are Pleased

After serious journalistic reports came in that Sofia Vergara was wearing a "sparkly ring," we sat up all night, vigilant, waiting to see if she had indeed been proposed to on her Mexican vacation with boyfriend Nick Loeb. (Remember that scene in Secretary when she's sitting at the desk in her wedding gown for days… » 7/11/12 9:00am 7/11/12 9:00am

Cool Giovanni Ribisi And Cool Agyness Deyn Elope Coolly

Giovanni Ribisi, Giovanni Ribisi's moustache and model Agyness Deyn have apparently been dating on the sly for months and quietly married in Los Angeles this weekend. As recently as March, Deyn told press "I'm all alone. There has been no man in my life for several months now and although it would be nice to have a… » 6/22/12 9:00am 6/22/12 9:00am