Baby Panda Cries at a Sound Frequency That Will Melt Your Heart

Yuan Zai, the Tai Pei zoo’s newest giant baby cub, has been alive for just one month, but he has already turned into quite possibly the world’s most emotionally manipulative creature. Watch out for this one — one day, if we’re not careful, he’ll become president of the world thanks to a remarkably persuasive speech… » 8/15/13 11:15pm 8/15/13 11:15pm

Sauna Awards Big-Dicked Dudes With VIP Cards

Everyone's favorite animated news service, NMA TV, reports that an all-male sauna in Taipei is attempting to attract clients with large penises. Men whose members measure over 18 cm (7.1 inches) long or 1.96 inches in girth can enter (heh) for free. According to the report, dudes of this size get VIP cards, and… » 10/31/11 12:15pm 10/31/11 12:15pm