Taco Bell's New Sriracha Menu Is Heretical and Must Be Stopped

According to reports, Taco Bell is testing a new menu in which Sriracha is poured over traditional menu items such as tacos, nachos, and other mysterious, vaguely-pornographic-sounding things like the "Sriracha Loaded Griller" and the "Sriracha Quesarito." So far the items are only available in Kansas City, which must… » 10/10/14 5:10pm 10/10/14 5:10pm

Customer Throws Cup of Hot Sauce At Taco Bell in Aptly Named Niceville

Come on, people of Niceville, Florida! This isn't what the founding father of your town envisioned at its naming! Quilting bees and Husking parties? Yes. Throwing soda cups full of hot sauce at the dude trying to make your enchirito? No! No! Nyet! » 8/07/14 10:30pm 8/07/14 10:30pm

Wasted Charlie Sheen Found Wandering Around Taco Bell Drive-Thru

One lucky Charlie Sheen "fan" (I have no idea what Charlie Sheen does that warrants "fan"-ing, but far be it from me to limit anyone's self-identity) got the thrill of her life the other night when the man himself stumbled up to her car in the Taco Bell drive-thru. » 7/16/14 6:00pm 7/16/14 6:00pm

McDonald's Tries to Win Breakfast By Wooing You With FREE CAFFEINE

There’s a breakfast battle happening ladies and it's, like, the real deal. We might even get free coffee out of it, it's that serious! » 3/28/14 2:30pm 3/28/14 2:30pm

Gross New York Times Reader Unconvinced That 'Gorgeous' and 'Polished'…

New York Times' advertising columnist Stuart Elliott recently received a query from a concerned reader who was troubled after seeing a Taco Bell commercial filmed in Bethel, Alaska, which features a pretty and "polished" woman — with "awfully" light skin, no less! » 8/29/12 5:30pm 8/29/12 5:30pm

This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

Taco Bell "beef" pseudo-Mexican delicacies are really made of a gross mixture called "Taco Meat Filling" as shown on their big container's labels, like the one pictured here. The list of ingredients is gruesome. Updated. » 1/25/11 12:18pm 1/25/11 12:18pm

What Fast Food Really Looks Like

A side-by-side comparison of fast food as it's pictured in advertising versus the food you actually purchase is even more of a fail than you'd think. » 11/12/10 2:04pm 11/12/10 2:04pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: a horrifying cornucopia of full-frontal nudity, Elisabeth Hasselback, and sad cats. » 1/22/10 7:00pm 1/22/10 7:00pm

Taco Bell's "Drive Thru Diet" Isn't Really A Diet, After All

It's not surprising that diet companies are pushing their products hard during New Year's resolution season, but you know things have gotten a little out of control when even Taco Bell hops on the ol' weight loss bandwagon. » 1/02/10 3:20pm 1/02/10 3:20pm

Stress: The Natural Bug Spray • Man Arrested For Revisiting Outhouse Pit

• Scientists believe they may have discovered why mosquitoes leave some of us alone while they devour others. No, their blood does not "taste better." Mosquitoes respond to certain chemical odors, some of which are tied to stress. » 9/01/09 5:40pm 9/01/09 5:40pm

Animals In Advertising: A Hall Of Fame

In honor of the passing of Gidget the Taco Bell Chihuahua yesterday, we've compiled a tribute to the commercial achievements of our favorite animal thespians, from Morris the Cat's unsuccessful presidential bid to the duck that's torturing Ben Affleck. » 7/23/09 4:00pm 7/23/09 4:00pm

HuManity One Step Closer To Virtual Sex • British Man Told He's 'Too…

• Entirely virtual sex? Perhaps, thanks to the RealTouch, which uses lubrication jets, heating elements and other gadgetry programmed to "give men the feeling of sex." No word, of course, on what women get. • » 1/12/09 5:20pm 1/12/09 5:20pm

Couple Marries At Taco Bell

For most of us, Taco Bell is where we go when we're hungry and broke, hungry and drunk, or hungry at 4am. Yet for one couple, it was also the place where they were married. » 1/11/09 4:30pm 1/11/09 4:30pm