An army vet who woke up after being in a coma for 48 days had one thing on his mind: Taco Bell.
Taco Bell is one of the few old-style American fast-food chains still thriving in a reshaped marketplace that increasingly rewards freshness, quality, and nutrition—or at least the perceptions thereof—rather than simply the thrift, speed, and suspect beef upon which the industry was built. The faux-Mexican monolith’s…
Nachos are awesome; on that, I believe we can all agree. They are somewhat less awesome when you have to pick a press-on nail out of them, though.
A poor, innocent Taco Bell restaurant was found to be doubling as a meth lab in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Two men, who were apparently acting out a scene Breaking Bad, were arrested and charged with conspiracy to manufacture methamphetamine. First the In-N-Out meth milkshake and now this?
There’s really no way to fit all the batshit stuff in this story into a mere 70-character headline.
Traditional fast-food sales are in decline in America, maybe because we’re finally smartening up and becoming more reluctant to treat our tongues, wallets, and digestive systems as mortal enemies. We’re still fat, ridiculous bastards, of course, but chain-restaurant sales data indicates that we’re starting to become a…
America’s Youths are unusually endangered today, with a variety of societal and environmental factors threatening to really wreck their shit. Take a few minutes, turn your chair around Cool Teacher-style, and make the children and teens in your life aware of the following threats. That is, if they’re at home and not…
Of course there was a cowboy hat involved. Don't ask dumb questions.
According to reports, Taco Bell is testing a new menu in which Sriracha is poured over traditional menu items such as tacos, nachos, and other mysterious, vaguely-pornographic-sounding things like the "Sriracha Loaded Griller" and the "Sriracha Quesarito." So far the items are only available in Kansas City, which must…
Come on, people of Niceville, Florida! This isn't what the founding father of your town envisioned at its naming! Quilting bees and Husking parties? Yes. Throwing soda cups full of hot sauce at the dude trying to make your enchirito? No! No! Nyet!
One lucky Charlie Sheen "fan" (I have no idea what Charlie Sheen does that warrants "fan"-ing, but far be it from me to limit anyone's self-identity) got the thrill of her life the other night when the man himself stumbled up to her car in the Taco Bell drive-thru.
There’s a breakfast battle happening ladies and it's, like, the real deal. We might even get free coffee out of it, it's that serious!
Guess what, Fourth Meal fans? Now you can show your love for Taco Bell in the best place imaginable—your feet!
Taco Bell, we need to talk.
New York Times' advertising columnist Stuart Elliott recently received a query from a concerned reader who was troubled after seeing a Taco Bell commercial filmed in Bethel, Alaska, which features a pretty and "polished" woman — with "awfully" light skin, no less!
Do you like tacos? Do you like music? Do you want a taco with some music in it? Taco Bell addresses your cravings with this absurd press release:
A Vancouver, Washington woman has been accused of offering to sell her 3-day-old son at a southwest Washington Taco Bell.
Taco Bell "beef" pseudo-Mexican delicacies are really made of a gross mixture called "Taco Meat Filling" as shown on their big container's labels, like the one pictured here. The list of ingredients is gruesome. Updated.