Taco Bell's New Sriracha Menu Is Heretical and Must Be Stopped

According to reports, Taco Bell is testing a new menu in which Sriracha is poured over traditional menu items such as tacos, nachos, and other mysterious, vaguely-pornographic-sounding things like the "Sriracha Loaded Griller" and the "Sriracha Quesarito." So far the items are only available in Kansas City, which must… » 10/10/14 5:10pm 10/10/14 5:10pm