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    Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Hortense my love, brill as usual. For 4, 2, and 6 I'm thinking

    "Brad/Angelina were only too happy to get away from Angelina/Brad at the recent opening at LACMA. 'Brad/Angelina needs his/her space,' says a source, 'And s/he's doesn't respect that. S/he just wants more babies and s/he thinks 'Enough is enough!'"
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Hortense, I would like to give you superprops for your POWERFUL VAGAINA Analysis.

    Bravo. #storytime
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Really, I'm just waiting for the press to start pairing their exes together. For example,

    Picture 4: Angie digs in her pocket for her cell phone so she can call Jen to ask how the former Friends star's upcoming nuptials to Billy Bob Thornton are going. After that, she'll text Gwyneth to ask when she'll be leaving Chris Martin for Jonny Lee Miller. #storytime
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): And then Billy Bob will leave Jen for Juliette Lewis and Jen will rekindle her friendship with Laura Dern.

    Fun! #storytime
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Like most of you, I studied these photos and thought to myself, "Why am I studying these photos?" I would like to know a little more about the art. Life&Style, I'm talking to you. #storytime
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Brad hopes that his chin ladder will grow quickly and allow him to escape from the gilded cage where Angelina keeps him imprisoned. He wishes he still had Jen's hairdresser on speed dial, for some quick beard extensions. #storytime
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    Image of Slim Slim
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Breaking!: Brad Leaving Angie because once again she looks prettier than him, even though she's wearing crushed velvet. "Brad knows Jen would've never worn crushed velvet and upstaged him at the same time," says an old rubber ducky Maddox used to play with. #storytime
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    "Brad's Undying Love for Jennifer is Slowly Turning Him Into A Billy Goat! "
    WTF is up with that beard?? #storytime
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    Image of karmasutra är svensk karmasutra är svensk
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    PITT HAS ANNOUNCED HIS INTENTION TO BE CAST AS A WEREWOLF IN NEXT TWILIGHT MOVIE.
    No word yet on if his beard has earned him the part. #storytime
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    #5

    BRANGELINA TIE THE NIGHT IN INTIMATE GALLERY CEREMONY. #storytime
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    HER DRESS HAS POCKETS?!?! I love it. #brangelina
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    She is wearing all black, which represents her innate evil. He is almost consumed by the blackness, but a bit of resilient white peeps through with his shirt, even as the black tie tries to strangle him. This totally means he's leaving her for Jen and Angelina is desperately trying to fight it. #brangelina
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    Image of ZombieEmpress ZombieEmpress
    11/15/09

    In reply to Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
    Is it just me or do both Brad and Angie look like wax statues in all the pictures? Has their relationship caused them to transform into inatimate objects? #brangelina
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/15/09

    @ZombieEmpress: They have actually been living on Mars for about 5 years now. They have dummies of themselves to do public stuff on Earth. Sort of like Kraftwerk. #brangelina
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/15/09

    @ZombieEmpress: thing is, these ARE wax figures - the real deals simply don't have time to attend some lame artsy fartsy event.

    There is a reason why you see no other people save for the one guy (frame #3) who is responsible for moving the figures.

    good eye. #brangelina
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    Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    11/15/09

    @ZombieEmpress: ....the wax figures will undoubtedly be auctioned off for charity, next year, so look for that!
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    Edited by Scout at 11/15/09 3:29 PM Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    11/15/09

    @Scout: Sorry guys, no wax. Surprisingly, it's really them. #storytime
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    11/15/09

    @hortense: that's what they WANT you to think. Sheeple! #storytime
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    10/15/09

    In reply to Splendid Sting Smacks Smarmy...Tabloids
    From the title, I thought Sting of Police and Fields of Gold fame had beaten up a papparazzo. I am clearly in need of another cup of coffee. #tabloids
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/15/09


    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: If it came to that, I'm sure Sting is up for it. If you thought tantric sex was long and pleasurable, just wait for tantric beatdowns of the paparazzi. #tabloids
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    05/20/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
    I'm super creeped out by the photoshopping of one starlet's skin onto another's face. Between this post and the RHONJ post earlier, my day is bookended by Silence of the Lambs references. Bleck.
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    05/20/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
    I just don't get why these Jennifer/Brad/Angelina articles are in EVERY SINGLE TABLOID, EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I can almost see Brad and Angie being big for sales, because they lead such an interesting, complex life and have so many frickin' kids. But why Jen? Sure, she's Brad's ex and all, but that was years ago! I don't see why she's being picked on so much, after all this time. Stars get divorces, it happens. You don't see articles about Reese Witherspoon calling up Ryan Phillipe for secret hair advice, or articles talking about who Billy Bob Thornton regrets his mid-to-late life crisis and wishes he had never left Angelina. Why do they paint Jennifer as being so sad?


    I have to respect her for being able to put up with it for so long. If I was famous and got dogged in the press so regularly, I would have gone insane long ago.

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