This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Says Leo Is 'The Best She's Ever Had'

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we open our tiny beaks as one to accept a regurgitated gluten-free salad of Lisa Rinna's discarded saline injections. This week: Amal and George are DUNZO YOU GUYS, Scott dumped Kourtney for booze & pills, K-Stew is settling into a "funky" lesbian lifestyle with her future wife, two… » 1/21/15 5:10pm 1/21/15 5:10pm

This Week In Tabloids: JWoww's Ex Says She Stabbed Him With Steak Knife

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot, delicious morsels of truth in the bread baskets of In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us. This week, Mariah Carey invites us in to gawk at the elaborate nurseries created for her unborn twins; the lady who agreed to marry the robot from The Bachelor is… » 4/20/11 3:00pm 4/20/11 3:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston's Adopted Mexican Kid Arrives…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup. Today, Pax Jolie-Pitt has a BlackBerry, Christina Aguilera is a lush, and Jennifer Aniston is adopting a child from a Mexican orphanage. We're betting she'll name her "Margarita"! » 1/26/11 2:15pm 1/26/11 2:15pm

This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Got Married & We All Missed It

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I celebrate the new year by marveling at the fact that Angelina and Brad got married on a beach in the Indian Ocean and kept it a secret. » 12/29/10 1:30pm 12/29/10 1:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Britney & Boyfriend Stage Photo Op In Mexico

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today we learned that Kate Middleton will always have to walk a step behind Prince William, that Britney staged a photo op while on vacation in Mexico, and that Jennifer Aniston still loves whatshisname. » 12/08/10 3:00pm 12/08/10 3:00pm

Which Shitty Tabloid Should You Waste Money On This Holiday?

Welcome to a Very Special Episode of Midweek Madness, in which we have very little patience for crappy, recycled gossip and really just want to sleep late and eat sweet potato pie. » 11/24/10 2:20pm 11/24/10 2:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Eva Longoria's Husband Has Text Affair

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sniff the tabloids, searching for the sweet aroma of gossip. Today, Tony Parker's accused of sending "hundreds" of suspicious texts, while Angelina and Brad prepare for a New Year's wedding. » 11/17/10 2:05pm 11/17/10 2:05pm

This Week In Tabloids: Miley's Mom Gets Slut-Shamed

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to satisfy our cravings for "news" with the weekly tabloids. This week: Pregnant Mariah can haz cheeseburger; Heidi and Spencer mooch off his parents; and Tish Cyrus is the "ultimate groupie." » 11/03/10 1:56pm 11/03/10 1:56pm

This Week In Tabloids: Travolta Caught In "Lewd Sex Acts" With Men

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your friendly neighborhood tabloid roundup! Today we learn about John Travolta's (literally) steamy gay sex; how Jennifer Aniston's been "sport fucking" some dude; and the alleged size of The Situation's penis. (Small.) » 9/29/10 1:45pm 9/29/10 1:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Topless, Heroin-Fueled Photos

Welcome to Midweek Madness! In today's tabloids, we see nude photos of Ms. Jolie, learn Katie Holmes is pregnant again, and discover Lindsay Lohan's a "crybaby" who's figured out a way to cut herself while deprived of sharp objects. » 7/28/10 3:00pm 7/28/10 3:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Tom's Daughter Hates Katie, Is Moving In With Nic

Today in Midweek Madness, celebs feel the sting of having an ungrateful child: Tom Cruise's daughter hates him, Mel Gibson turned his kids into drug addicts, and Sarah Palin isn't speaking to Bristol... because Alaskans don't own cell phones. » 7/21/10 3:30pm 7/21/10 3:30pm

This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's On Suicide Watch

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we get cozy with In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week: Lindsay's suicidal, Bristol's engaged, Aniston's a mom and Kim's hot. » 7/14/10 1:17pm 7/14/10 1:17pm

This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's New Man Knocks Her Up, Puts…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Today in the celebrity weeklies, Angelina "storms out" on Brad in a shocking reversal, a Real Housewives mystery is solved, and we check in on the uteri of half the ladies in Hollywood. » 7/07/10 4:00pm 7/07/10 4:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Possibly Pregnant Princess Bride & January's…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! The tabs cooked up delicious stuff today: Is Kate Middleton pregnant? Does Bobby Flay's wife know he's seeing January Jones? What will Heidi Montag look like at 64? Are Glee's Artie and Tina in love? » 6/16/10 2:00pm 6/16/10 2:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: SATC 2 Spoilers & James Franco's Homoerotic Film

So much drama today in Midweek Madness! There might be four SATC flicks; Heidi Montag's a prisoner in her own home; Lindsay Lohan's telling her little sister to get a nose job and implants, James Franco's student film features penises. » 5/12/10 2:00pm 5/12/10 2:00pm

This Week In Tabloids: Michael's Drug & eBay Addiction; Twilight Star…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where instead of Duck Duck Goose, it's Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Twilight. Margaret assists in the deconstruction of Star, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Ok!, after the jump. » 7/08/09 2:20pm 7/08/09 2:20pm

This Week In Tabloids: Dead Bodies, Beach Bodies, Weddings & Monkeys

It's Wednesday, so this is Midweek Madness, our tabloid roundup. Star was the only rag without Michael Jackson on the covers this week, maybe hoping people prefer "Beach Bodies" to untimely death? Step inside for more weeklies, after the jump. » 7/01/09 2:00pm 7/01/09 2:00pm