Even though Fall doesn't officially begin until next week, the Christmas catalogs have already begun to arrive. While I get that Christmas trees aren't necessarily "Christian" — they can be a fun way to celebrate the otherwise cold and dark winter season with light and color — there are some extremely odd ornaments…

Metaphorically speaking, like John Edwards and Rush Limbaugh before me, I have trouble keeping it in my pants, but Spencer swears he's not mad at all. And so today I share myself, intellectually-speaking, with , a and author based in Athens, Georgia who I usually talk to electronically when the moon is up and I am…