A meteorologist for a Syracuse news station just really wasn’t in the mood to have her outfit critiqued by an anonymous hater early Saturday morning. But, surprise! According to the third law of Haterdynamics, “when you’re not in the mood” is precisely when they’re known to strike.

A waiter at a Chili’s near Syracuse, New York was charged with disorderly conduct last year after hocking what sounds like a fairly enormous loogie into a customer’s drink. The Syracuse Post-Standard reports that the crime of spittery was pinned on the waiter using DNA matching. Great news for spit justice, less great…