Everyone Thinks Rihanna's Pregnant
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four concert cancellations (Boston, March 10; Baltimore, March 12; Houston, April 15; Dallas, April 16) and late publicity appearances, the rumor mill was fed by her paparazzi-snapped exit from a Beverly Hills…
Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom
Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how…
Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying
After an adolescence spent singing Toby Keith covers at block parties and anxiously folding over the waistband of her Soffe shorts in the mirror every morning before school, just wishing she could wake up and be somebody, poor 20-year-old Georgia ingenue Summer Cunningham's big break on American Idol was…
Chris Brown Deletes Twitter After Making Vile Retorts to Female Comedian

That thing called A Chris Brown that crawled out of the bottom of a septic tank in 1989 has deleted his Twitter after a particularly nasty showdown with a comedian named Jenny Johnson, which began like this.
and visited UCLA Medical Center in Los Angeles to discuss harvesting her eggs for a surrogate…Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Are Back On, Spotted Moping Together in LA
In their first documented outing together since Sandersgate, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted with a big group of friends in Los Feliz at a bar (somewhat hilariously) named Ye Rustic Inn. God, of course those two do the Big Group Hang, just like those 14-year-old Goth kids who stand around the…
Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!
The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to contend with "something pretty gigantic" (LOLOLOL pun). It appears that there's actually video of the Prince partying…
Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in honor of Brad's parents Bill and Jane. "There's a real buzz around the estate," said their good friend Anonymous Source.
J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The Room
Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before Lopez's 43rd birthday party. She's been "frustrated" and "short-tempered" with Smart since the incident, but is also "the…
Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom Money For Her Safe Return
It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until…
Sylvester Stallone Releases Heartbreaking Statement About Son Sage's Death
Sylvester Stallone would like for us to all shut up, please: "This is in reference to the speculation and questionable reporting surrounding the death of my son Sage. Because when a parent loses a child there is no greater pain. Therefore I am imploring people to respect my wonderfully talented son's memory and feel…
Sylvester's Son Sage Stallone Found Dead In His Apartment
Sage Stallone, who played Rocky's son opposite real-life father Sylvester Stallone in 1990's Rocky 5, has passed away at 36. He was found in his Los Angeles apartment when his concerned housekeeper called the authorities, who say that that there was "no personal contact" with Stallone in the days before his death.…
Sylvester Stallone To Launch "Rocky And Rambo"-Inspired Clothing Line
Sylvester Stallone is developing a men's wear brand, Stallone, which he expects to hit stores in 2012. "I've lived a life where I know what has worked and what hasn't worked," says Stallone, of Stallone. "Clothing is the first step to building a character." Stallone expects to slap his name on jeans, shirts,…
Britney Spears Is Gettin' Married, Y'all!
"Insiders" report that Brit-Brit, devastated by abuse rumors about her boyfriend Jason Trawick that surfaced earlier this week, is going to show everyone by marrying him. Given her history of making great decisions, this can only end well.
Five Words You Hoped To Never Hear In Succession: Sylvester Stallone Soft Core Porn
It exists! The film, shot in 1970, has just been sold to a distribution company for about half a million USD. I will be camping out on opening night dressed as a Storm Trooper.

