Victoria's Secret to Stop Selling Swimwear, Cease Printing Their Famous Catalogs
As beach season approaches, Victoria’s Secret is planning to shutter its swimsuit division. 2016 is the last year consumers will be able to buy VS swimwear, according to BuzzFeed, so get in on those cheap separates while you still can.
What Happens if We Post Pictures of Happy Fat People on the Internet?
In March 2015, Liz Boltz Ranfeld asked the question “What Happens If We Let Fat People Be Happy?” Her piece, published in Everyday Feminism, posits, “typically, stories about weight and happiness tend to be rooted in fat women losing weight, or perhaps thin women realizing they need to stop thinking of themselves as…
'A What Ho!' 1920s Article on Racy Swimwear Is a Must-Read
L.A. Times Past, a Tumblr that archives L.A. Times articles dating back to the 1880s, has shared a wildly entertaining article from July of 1920, a tumultuous time for the risqué female bather who — thanks to the "Puritan pool edict" — were suddenly expected to cover up the scandalous bit of upper knee with a swim…
New Swimsuits Are Cesspools of Gross Germs
Swimsuits are trying to kill you. Kidding. But they are loaded with germs. On The Today Show, Jenna Bush taunted Willie Geist with gold lamé swim trunks while breaking the news.
This Photo Shoot Proves All Bodies Are Bikini Bodies
Hell Yeah, Summer! You know we're about to hit bikini season because it's a toasty 57 degrees in San Francisco and I've just started receiving swimsuit catalogs for Margie Levria (did she ever live here?) again. None of those catalogs, however, have got a thing on this amazing photoshoot from Swimsuits For All, which…
Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Miss World Pageant This Year
When the Miss World pageant began in London in 1951, the winner — Sweden's Kiki Haakonson — was crowned in a two-piece swimsuit. But this year, the pageant is being held in Indonesia — world's most populous Islamic country — and bikinis will not be present.
The White House Doesn't Want Bikini-Body Obsessed World Leering at Paparazzi Pix of Sasha and Malia on the Beach
Last week, President Barack Obama and his family were in Hawaii for their annual Christmas vacation. Photographers captured several moments of POTUS during the trip, including a jaunt to a shave ice shop and a golf outing. Some vacation shots, like this one, are actually released by the White House itself. But when a…
Beach Report: Bikinis Are Out, Maillots Are in, Wear Whatever the Hell You Feel Best in
According to the fashion forward folks at the New York Post, bikinis are out and one piece swimsuits are in. This is because... well, Kim Kardashian wore one once? And, as we all know, she's an arbiter of good taste. OK, that's unfair on both accounts, Ki-Ka can certainly rock a LBD, and maillots do appear to be a…
Match Your Bathing Suit to Your Book, Even If You're Plus-Size
Have you seen Matchbook? The site that pairs bikinis with reading material? It's been passed around like wildfire lately. But what if you're not super svelte? After finding that almost none of the bikinis came in her size, Kate Harding created a "plus size edition." My faves are the brightly colored suit above and the…
Another Take on Bikini Season: Fuck It, Just Rock What You Got
Here's a counterpoint to the study which found that swimsuit shopping makes you feel like crap: A picture of a gorgeous gal rocking the shit out of a bikini. Blogger/writer/fashionista/Twitter expert Gabi Gregg writes of her "Fatkini," "[It] makes my enormous boobs look even bigger but I don't care." And:
Fuck You, Cheryl Burke
[We have ANOTHER fucking Snowpocalypse here, and you are all pretty and happy in your glorious watermelon bikini, damn you. Just look at the color of the water! FUCK. Dominican Republic, January 20. Images via Pacific Coast News Online.]

