This Swimsuit Will Sear Your Eyes Off With the Heat of 1,000 Dying Suns

Here are all the relevant tags before you move forward: WTF, NSFW, NSFL, NSFYE, get the picture. Or you're about to, because Bobby Norris of The Only Way Is Essex is about to introduce you to the tiniest swimsuit in the world. Yes, even tinier than this one. (Also NSFL.) » 9/25/14 10:30pm 9/25/14 10:30pm

This Bathing Suit Will Literally Burn Your Eyes Off [NSFL Or Beyond]

I am using the term literally correctly here, so please proceed in the way you would if you were watching a solar eclipse that ends with an explosion and the immediate heat death of the universe. » 6/16/14 8:30pm 6/16/14 8:30pm

10-Month-Old Girl with Down Syndrome Will Be the Face of Designer’s…

A 10-month-old girl from Miami will be the face of an entire swimwear campaign from Spanish designer Dolores Cotrés, which is not only awesome for her, but also for the other models with Down syndrome currently making their way into national ad campaigns. Little Valentina Guerrero will be on the cover of Dolores… » 7/23/12 11:55pm 7/23/12 11:55pm

We See London, We See France, We See Kate Upton's Vulva, Practically.

The cover of this year's famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has leaked, and it is, well, revealing. Model Kate Upton is showing a great deal of sideboob, but more worrisome is what's happening down below. Isn't that suit—it's really more of an eyepatch, actually—so disturbingly small and low that some of her… » 2/13/12 9:00pm 2/13/12 9:00pm

61-Year-Old Man Sues For Right To Wear Modest Swimsuit

A 61-year-old Long Island lifeguard was told he'd have to wear "boxers, briefs or board shorts" rather than his preferred, less-revealing swimwear, in order to pass a swim test. Now he's suing for age discrimination. » 8/19/11 6:35pm 8/19/11 6:35pm

Zach Galifianakis Is Stunning In VF Swimsuit Pictorial

Zach Galifianakis' Vanity Fair "Swimsuit Calendar" is actually just five shots of him wearing a red one-piece, but considering that the mag usually features scantily-clad female starlets and clothed male actors, it's a step in the right, amusing direction. » 10/13/10 2:36pm 10/13/10 2:36pm

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What's Your "Figure-Making Strategy?"

Ours is DNA. Theirs is "elasticized shirring." Oh, and "being an illustration" doesn't hurt, either. But seriously: we'd wear this, especially since "neckline and colors are as Paris prescribes them." [Vintage-Ads] » 7/01/09 10:40am 7/01/09 10:40am

May Glamour: You Can't Always Judge A Mag By Its Cover

There's a lot to like about this month's Glamour, from plus-sized swimwear models, to interesting articles on interracial dating and domestic violence. However, according to the cover lines, editors would rather you don't know. » 4/21/09 3:00pm 4/21/09 3:00pm

Help Us Relive The Days Of Cheesy '60s, '70s & '80s Swimsuits

Summer's here, and everyone wants to take a dip, even if, nowadays, you can't slip into a swimsuit without slathering on sunscreen and finding a way to cover up whatever body insecurity Vogue magazine helped you develop. But! Remember the days when bellies hung over swim-bottoms without care, SPF never went over 15… » 6/26/08 12:30pm 6/26/08 12:30pm