See here, we’ve got a pretty young woman in a swimsuit we’d like to display to her best advantage. What’ll we do? Oh, obviously—we’ll perch her on the diving board.
Wow, it’s literally me when I finally snap and—after years of longing, envious looks—sneak into my friend’s neighbor’s aboveground backyard pool!
On Monday night, people in McKinney, Texas took to the streets to protest Corporal Eric Casebolt, a police officer who brandished his gun at a pool party and waved it at some teens while sitting on the back of a black girl. Literally. As a result, he’s been suspended—but not fired. Noted, Texas.
Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a new regular feature where we share people's worst experiences at the worst places. This week: swimming pools, and the horrifying mysteries floating in them.
An Ohio man who loves summer, like, more than a friend, was charged with public indecency after several children witnessed him having sex with a pool toy this week. How does that even work? What is going on?
Poor bear! He heard that Caleb Nichol's sexy, sexy girlfriend was coming over for a swim. Maybe he'll end up playing Grand Theft Auto with Seth Cohen instead. And then move into the pool house and become an architect, which will be difficult considering he doesn't have any hands.