Over the summer, J. Crew posted terrible quarterly results and tried to pin much of the blame on a terrible sweater named Tilly. But it’s quite clear the company’s troubles run deeper, and they’re not going away.
On Thursday, J Crew executives had the unpleasant task of explaining to investors why sales are plummeting. Luckily, they’ve found the perfect scapegoat.
Fans of Jax Taylor of Vanderpump Rules fame will be pleased to learn that he is coming out with a line of men and women's sweaters. He also apparently has a dating book in the works, if you'd like to take advice from a man who got a woman's name tattooed on him after they broke up in an attempt to woo her.
Uglier living through technology? I guess? I don't know what to think about these things. I'm waffling between FUCK THAT and GIMME. Help.
Ladies, this can be yours. (The sweater vest; not the cheese or the man. Sorry.)
Spring has sprung, and here at the HQ it's too mild for a coat and too cool for a blouse. Adorable short-sleeved sweaters are the answer.
"Excuse me, is this Goats 'R Us? ... OK, great. Yes, I'd like to order some baby goats. Do you have the ones in sweaters? The little leaping ones?... Perfect. I'll take every last one of them that you have in stock, and I'm going to need them delivered ASAP."
Good news coming from New Zealand this morning: the first batch of penguins who had been harmed by a recent oil spill have been released back into the wild. The cure to what ailed them? Your sweaters.
Skeinz, a yarn store in New Zealand, is calling on knitters throughout the world to knit sweaters for the penguins affected by a massive oil spill that occurred earlier this month. The tiny sweaters, while eliciting aww's and squee's, serve a very important function: they prevent the oil-soaked birds from poisoning…
Have you ever watched The Cosby Show and thought to yourself, "Man, someone should really catalog this family's wide array of sweaters"? Enter The Cosby Sweater Project, a website that does exactly that.
Oh J. Crew. I don't understand you. Sometimes you know exactly what I want. Often it's like you've read my mind. But the drab duds you're hocking for holiday? Sigh. Looks like it's the least wonderful time of the year.
So, Bill Cosby's sweaters, which he's attempting to auction for an educational charity in his late son Ennis Cosby's name, have apparently failed to elicit any bids on eBay. (Granted, the asking start is five grand. And it's June.) I guess it'd be easy to make a joke at the sweaters' expense - they are indeed…