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    Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming

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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    11/25/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    This is brilliant. End of discussion. Moot point.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/24/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    She's my favorite. I ran into earlier this year, actually the day MJ died, in NYC and just grabbed her and told her how much i loved her. She was so sweet and we chatted for about 15 minutes about our shared love of Larry, how awesome she is, the show, women in comedy. She was emailing him while we were talking since "he has no idea how to text". Long live Susie!
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    Image of SharonTaint SharonTaint
    11/24/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    absolutely, unequivocally brilliant.
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    But the whole show is just people yelling at each other... All of them. All the time.
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    Image of flathead flathead
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    y0u missed "car wash cunt" from the last episode of the restaurant season!!!
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    Image of Tracie Tracie
    11/23/09

    @flathead: that's in there!
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    This is glorious. So, so glorious.
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    Image of OldManRiver OldManRiver
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    I'm in a very lonely world being the only living boy who doesn't enjoy this one trick pony of a program.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/23/09

    @OldManRiver: Guess what? You're NEVER the only person who doesn't like something. In fact, you're firmly in the majority.
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    Image of gracie1117 gracie1117
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    I laughed the entire clip. Hearing her say "You four-eyed fuck" never gets old.

    I wish I could yell at people like that, but I would never do it with the talent of Susie Essman.
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    Matt Cherette promoted this comment Edited by gracie1117 at 11/23/09 2:42 PM gracie1117 was starred gracie1117 was unstarred
    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    11/23/09

    @gracie1117: Agreed. "Four-eyed fuck" is my favorite.
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    Susie Green (Essman) reminds me so much of my favorite aunt and in a few ways, me. I love her!
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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    no no no please help me i just see a black square in the middle of my screen!
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    Image of this_charming_one this_charming_one
    11/23/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: Me too. :( I blame Internet Explorer. My home comp has Firefox, so I will watch it later.
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    Image of Anna Anna
    11/23/09

    @this_charming_one: its internet explorer, yes; try using/downloading another browser. sorry :(
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    LARRY, YOU SICK FUCK PERVERT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

    That was glorious.

    #foureyedfuck
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    Thank you!! (Just realized that Susie is Larry David's mom.)
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    Image of icyblonde icyblonde
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    One thing I always wonder aloud after watching an episode of this show: why do people still let this man into their house? And why do they always greet him warmly the first time they see him during a particular episode? Especially Susie. In last night's episode, the first time she encounters him, she's all, "Hey, Lar." It's like, do you not remember that the past decade has included you screaming at him for a variety of social faux pas? Ted Danson, stop sending desserts to his table, for God's sake!

    Yes, I know it's not supposed to be cinema verite.
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    bananaballs promoted this comment Edited by icyblonde at 11/23/09 2:07 PM icyblonde was starred icyblonde was unstarred
    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/23/09

    @icyblonde: I dunno, Susie reminds me of my mother.

    Just because she hates you, it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/24/09

    @icyblonde: Its cause they love him. He's a lovable doof. He's entitled but not in a Hollywood way, but a crazy neurotic way. I think people still hang out with him because they are excited what it is next.
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    Image of televisionarie televisionarie
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    Let's all acknowledge that revenge masturbatory payback is really the only effective payback there is.
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara promoted this comment Edited by televisionarie at 11/23/09 2:09 PM televisionarie was starred televisionarie was unstarred
    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    11/23/09

    In reply to Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming
    My GF thinks I am Larry David but I think there's a little bit of Susie inside me...
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    Edited by dcdulce at 11/23/09 2:06 PM dcdulce was starred dcdulce was unstarred
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