Susie Essman Wisely Suggests We Turn Our Uteruses Into Corporations

If anyone could school the Republicans on reproductive rights, it'd probably be Susie Essman's no-bullshit character on Curb Your Enthusiasm. She'd insult them so hard their heads would spin, and then she'd have them under her command. It's too bad she's fictional, but fortunately the real Susie Essman also has a… » 1/27/12 9:30am 1/27/12 9:30am

Total Eclipse Of Fashion Sanity At NYC Screening

The Cinema Society Screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Crosby Street Hotel took place on a muggy, gross night. And just looking at the stars' weird fashion choices made us feel hot. Not in the sexy way. » 6/29/10 10:30am 6/29/10 10:30am

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Susie Q's

In today's Daily Mirror: "Curb Your Enthusiasm star Susie Essman has revealed fans are always approaching her and begging her to shout and swear at them." We suggest Susie direct them them here. [Mirror, Earlier] » 3/16/10 10:40am 3/16/10 10:40am

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Susie Essman Feels Bad For Making Fun Of Jeff Garlin's Weight Onscreen

Though she does a good job of evincing delight at insulting her fictional husband on Curb Your Enthusiasm for being a "fat fuck," in real life Essman sounds more sensitive. And so does Garlin. » 2/18/10 6:20pm 2/18/10 6:20pm

Curb Your Enthusiasm: 7 Seasons Of Susie Screaming

Last night was the season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and there's no telling when it will return. In honor of its ending, we compiled a montage of every single obscenity-laden Susie Greene (Essman) outburst from the series. » 11/23/09 1:40pm 11/23/09 1:40pm

Character Study

Susie Essman on her famously self-confident alter-ego: "Susie Greene thinks she is drop-dead gorgeous and everything she chooses to put on is drop-dead gorgeous. Imagine being like that." [NYT] » 10/08/09 2:30pm 10/08/09 2:30pm

Night Of Too Many Stars? Or Night Of Too Many Bloated Dudes?

Aw, comedians who care! Or so was the premise of last night's "Night of Too Many Stars," the Comedy Central-backed benefit show which brought the big names in funny together to help children with autism. Only some of these pros brought the hotness however. (See Tina Fey at left.) But the men — Kelsey Grammer, Matthew… » 4/14/08 10:30am 4/14/08 10:30am

Some Stars Looked Good Enough To Eat At The Food Bank NY Event

Gwyneth Paltrow (pictured) was honored at the fifth annual Can-Do Awards dinner given by Food Bank For New York City. She told a reporter, "I grew up in this city, and I worked in soup kitchens throughout high school, so being back here is like a full circle. I'm just thrilled to be here and to help in any way I can."… » 4/08/08 10:30am 4/08/08 10:30am

Vanity Fair Celebrates Funny Girls

Just a little over a year after it published an essay in which Christopher Hitchens asserted that women aren't funny, Vanity Fair has come out with an issue acknowledging the current generation of female comedians, actresses and writers who are proving that women are actually quite hilarious. (Hitchens has a rebuttal … » 3/03/08 2:30pm 3/03/08 2:30pm

Is Susie Essman onto something? The Curb Your Enthusiasm actress has told Animal Fair magazine: "You want a guy that's good in bed? Find a guy with a Shih Tzu or a Pomeranian or a little Yorkie. Because if he's secure enough in his sexuality to carry around a fru-fru little dog like that, that is a guy who's a keeper.… » 12/27/07 2:45pm 12/27/07 2:45pm

Martha Stewart On Dating Larry David: Money Is No Object

Larry David's divorce from Hollywood environmentalist Laurie David has left many bereft: She was a do-gooder! She softened his coarseness! She provided so much material for Curb Your Enthusiasm! And while some might sit and dwell on secret clues into the unraveling of the David marriage vis-a-vis recent episodes of … » 10/15/07 4:00pm 10/15/07 4:00pm