Of Course Princeton Mom Has Something To Say On Mother's Day

Our favorite wacky Aunt that no one fucking invited to dinner but managed to show up anyway is back this wonderful Mother's Day to talk about how YOU DIDN'T GET BREAKFAST IN BED BECAUSE YOUR UTERUS IS STILL UNCHARTED BABY TERRAIN. We all know where this is going, so here are some of the more wonderful overbearing… » 5/11/14 5:24pm 5/11/14 5:24pm

Advice Manual by 'Princeton Mom' Even More Noxious Than Expected

"Princeton Mom" Susan Patton, a class-five Internet troll who sprang from the depths of a Mens' Rights forum when, one night under a full moon, Phyllis Schlafly and Ann Coulter sacrificed a kitten over a copy of The Feminine Mystique, has a book coming out! The Daily Princetonian got a peek and found it LOL WTF RUFK. » 3/03/14 7:20pm 3/03/14 7:20pm

Princeton Mom: Feminists Are Bullies, Women in Their 30s Man Repellent

Susan A. Patton, a.k.a. Princeton Mom, a.k.a. young college-educated women's newest well-intentioned agony aunt (as in, we're in agony whenever she opens her mouth), continues to ride the crest of the wave made by her "find a man before you SHRIVEL UPPPP AHHH I CAN SEE YOU SHRIVELING" manifesto in the Daily… » 4/20/13 4:00pm 4/20/13 4:00pm