If You’re Not Willing to Use Your Vagina as a Fishing Lure, You’re Not …

What happened to the Discovery Channel? Is the demand for majestic wildebeest documentaries really that low, or is the demand for reality shows featuring naked white people pooping outdoors in exotic locations really that high? It must be, otherwise we wouldn't be getting such a robust lineup of naked survivalist… » 4/07/13 5:30pm 4/07/13 5:30pm

The Swiss Army Tampon: A Life-Saving Wilderness Survival Tool

Do me a favor for the next five minutes. Try to forget everything you know about tampons. I know, it's hard. But pretend that this is the first time you have ever seen or heard of the item below, and it is a new survival product on the market: the Tactical Adventure Medical Preparedness Outdoors Necessity… » 6/12/12 1:40pm 6/12/12 1:40pm

Scholastic Gives Boys 'Survival' Tips and Girls 'Girly' Tips

Don't know what to get little Billy or Sally before they go off to summer camp? How about one of Scholastic's new "How To Survive Anything!" books? The "Boys Only" edition looks pretty sweet: you can learn how to survive a snakebite, swarm of bees and forest fire, as well as how to make it through some more unrealistic… » 6/08/12 4:40pm 6/08/12 4:40pm

How To Travel By Air Without Going Completely Insane

Most people who say they love travel usually actually love "being in other places." Anyone who actually loves going to the airport, waiting in a series of increasingly frustrating lines, sitting on a plane and then reverse negotiating a strange place is either damaged or more relentlessly positive than SpongeBob… » 8/08/11 5:00pm 8/08/11 5:00pm

BMW Uses Virginity To Sell Cars • Playboy-Posing Olive Garden…

Nothing smells classier than using a vaguely underage nude girl's sexual history to sell used cars. What do they use to sell new cars? • Scientists are getting favorable results from a chlamydia vaccine for koalas. • In at-least-this-woman-isn't-your-mother news: a mom pleads guilty to drugging her twin 6-year-old… » 7/17/08 5:40pm 7/17/08 5:40pm