The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a… » 12/18/12 9:00am 12/18/12 9:00am

The Hobbit Was a 'Death Trap' For Animals

So, this is the worst! Up to 27 animals died in their farm facility during the making of The Hobbit trilogy, which the wranglers involved in the production claim was "a death trap." Although the American Humane Association says no animals were harmed during the actual filming, they acknowledge that the wranglers'… » 11/19/12 9:00am 11/19/12 9:00am

This Week in Tabloids: Kristen Stewart Got New Boobs, Say Two Out of…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your one-stop shop for delicious, farm-fresh gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Justin Bieber loves saying the word "fuck"; Brad Pitt's mom wants Angelina to be a Good Christian; Katie Holmes and Chris Klein party like it's 2000. » 7/18/12 5:00pm 7/18/12 5:00pm

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Lindsay Lohan's Dad Knocks Up The Woman Who Literally Just Dropped Her…

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. One of them panicked and drowned, but the other one kicked his little legs until he churned that cream into butter and walked out. And then Kate Major and Michael Lohan announced they were having a child, and the surviving mouse was like "What the fuck, didn't you just file a… » 7/16/12 9:00am 7/16/12 9:00am

Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Blew $5000 On A VIP Ice-Skating Adventure…


Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in New York this week, and during their visit they shelled out a small fortune so that 5-year-old Suri could skate in total luxury at Rockefeller Center's famed ice rink. For the tidy sum of $5,000, Tom rented the VIP "Igloo," a separate area where you can warm up after skating, for… » 12/23/11 8:30pm 12/23/11 8:30pm

Speidi Dines With Joe Francis? • Nicole Kidman Is Luxurious In Leather

Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Naveen Andrews, George Clooney, Kristen Johnson, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Joe Francis, Lindsay Lohan, Sam Ronson, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, and Mr. and… » 8/11/08 9:15am 8/11/08 9:15am

It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. » 6/27/07 3:46pm 6/27/07 3:46pm

This week — in part to protest the media dominance of properties in the ongoing saga that is the life of a…