Super Tuesday Is a Wash as Romney Finally Wins Ohio

After a long night of being too close to call, Ohio has finally been declared a Romney win. Mittens also clinched his adopted home state of Massachusetts, as well as Vermont, Virginia, and Idaho. But it wasn't the total momentum-building success he was hoping for. Rick Santorum took Tennessee, Oklahoma, and North… » 3/07/12 12:30am 3/07/12 12:30am

Mitt Romney Pulls Off Wins in Michigan and Arizona, Rains on Santorum's …

Mittens Romney, ftw! He handily defeated Santorum in tonight's Arizona primary, and Michigan has now been called in his favor too—though it remains possible that he'll win the popular vote there but not the delegate vote. They allocate their delegates on a proportional basis, and the count is still being listed as too… » 2/28/12 10:35pm 2/28/12 10:35pm

Chelsea Campaigns For Mom Via Phone Calls To The View

Today on The View, the gals talked about yesterday's Super Tuesday insanity and the fact that three of them were recipients of personal phone calls from Chelsea Clinton herself, who'd heard that they were on the fence about who to vote for. But why did Chelsea call Sherri Shepherd? Is she a registered Democrat? (She's… » 2/06/08 12:30pm 2/06/08 12:30pm

How About We Settle This Over Rock, Paper, Scissors Already?

Perhaps, dear readers, you're wondering why no one on cable news seems to be telling you what the result of last night's 92 "Super Tuesday" primaries actually mean. BECAUSE THEY MEAN NOTHING. Hillary Clinton won the jackpot states, but Obama won more delegates — maybe. Oh yeah, and McCain won everything, so let's be… » 2/06/08 10:00am 2/06/08 10:00am

We Watch Super Tuesday So You Can Focus on American Idol

Ladies, this is going to go on all tonight and into the wee hours of the morning given that California's polls don't close until 11:00 ET and everyone expects that one to be close. But, we here at Jezebel understand that there are more important things on TV tonight and that, holy hell, watching pundits for hours makes … » 2/05/08 8:04pm 2/05/08 8:04pm

Mike Gravel: The Candidate You Didn't Know You Wanted (And Probably…

Did you vote yet? Are you a Democrat bemoaning the departure of Edwards, Kucinich, Richardson, et. al. or are you conflicted about Obama vs. Hillary? Take heart: Mike Gravel is still in the race! (In states where it isn't hugely expensive to get on the primary ballot, that is). Gravel is experienced: he has been a… » 2/05/08 12:00pm 2/05/08 12:00pm

Super Tuesday: It Isn't Quite The End Of The Affair

It's Super Tuesday. Did you vote? Can you vote? Luckily (and despite what some pundits may say) it's unlikely that the Democratic contest will be decided today, which is good news for the candidates and their unexpected endorsements, like Barack Obama (The Grateful Dead ) and Hillary Clinton (Jenna Jameson). But some… » 2/05/08 10:30am 2/05/08 10:30am