Katy Perry's Lawyers Won't Let This Dude Sell a 'Left Shark' Tchotchke

[Long, tired sigh.] So you know how the "left shark" dancing next to Katy Perry at the halftime show became the breakout viral hit of the Super Bowl? Well, naturally, somebody decided to capitalize on the left shark's popularity. And now Katy Perry has unleashed her lawyers on him. It's come to this. » 2/05/15 5:40pm 2/05/15 5:40pm

Zoë Kravitz is Kinda Embarrassed About Her Dad Grinding on Katy Perry

Cool Dad Lenny Kravitz took the whole, "I'm a dad, but I'm still hip and relevant" schtick a step beyond the scope of what normal dads do to prove that they're cool and on the pulse, like, say, using emojis or wearing their baseball caps backwards, by doing something only Lenny Kravitz would do: grinding his junk on… » 2/03/15 11:00pm 2/03/15 11:00pm

Here Is the New Unreasonably Short Pitch Perfect 2 Spot

Do I give a shit about the so-called "Green Bay Packers"? No. Did I need them to be featured prominently in the already very short trailer for Pitch Perfect 2 that aired during the Super Bowl? No. Will I take the few scraps of sustenance the entertainment industry deigns to throw to me? Always. » 2/02/15 5:45pm 2/02/15 5:45pm

SNL Skit Mocks Super Bowl Commercials: 'Anything For My Hungry Guys'

Vanessa Bayer has done it again on this week's SNL, brandishing her signature tragic, toothy housewife smile to parody the classic "woman feeds men and then goes away" Super Bowl commercial format. » 2/02/15 1:50pm 2/02/15 1:50pm

Kate Upton Is Shilling A Terrible Game

During last night's Super Bowl, millions watched as Kate Upton stepped out of a bathtub, donned battle armor and escaped a crumbling stronghold on horseback. The game she's advertising is nowhere near as exciting. » 2/02/15 1:43pm 2/02/15 1:43pm

Hey, Quick Question: Would You Fuck Katy Perry's Dancing Sharks?

During the Super Bowl XLIX Sunday evening (which one of my viewing companions pointed out is a pretty sexy set of roman numerals), performance artist Katy Perry brought out a set of dancing sharks that immediately captivated a nation – in its pants. » 2/02/15 12:10pm 2/02/15 12:10pm

The Super Bowl Domestic Violence Ad Was a Real Woman Calling for Help

The anti-domestic violence PSA which ran during Sunday's Super Bowl was not only gripping, but pulled from a real 911 call posted on Reddit by a dispatcher eight months ago. » 2/02/15 10:10am 2/02/15 10:10am

Here is Missy Elliott  Stealing Katy Perry's Super Bowl Halftime Show

You may have heard there was an excuse to show terrible cheesy ads a sporting event airing tonight in America which served as the setup for a Katy Perry mini-concert. Unfortunately for Taylor Swift's sworn enemy, the big night was totally stolen from her by one Missy Elliott. » 2/01/15 9:40pm 2/01/15 9:40pm

NBC Affiliate Follows Super Bowl Domestic Violence PSA with Balls Joke

Today in unfortunate juxtapositions: the NFL's much-hyped Super Bowl domestic violence PSA was followed, in New York City's market, at least, with an incredibly ill-timed ad for insurance that kicked off with a joke about testicles. » 2/01/15 8:27pm 2/01/15 8:27pm

Stabbing Vaginas Isn't A Fun Pre-Super Bowl Game, Conan O'Brien


Football's irredeemable barbarism, glorification of war, and (now conscious) habit of putting big strong men into early graves makes the whole thing thoroughly unwatchable for me. I don't like violent video games for similar reasons. So, it came as a big, huge, giant shock that I enjoyed this Conan O'Brien Show clip… » 2/01/15 3:15pm 2/01/15 3:15pm

Missy Elliott Is Joining Katy Perry in the Super Bowl Halftime Show

Since Katy Perry announced she was booked for the Super Bowl's halftime show, rumors have abounded about a special secret guest. Who would show? Some had it pegged at Perry's pal Rihanna, but logically that would never fly—badgal would most certainly hold out for her own damn Super Bowl halftime. But now we know for… » 1/30/15 10:31am 1/30/15 10:31am

Watch Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Fallon Flip Lips, Get Weird 

Jennifer Aniston was a guest on last night's episode of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, and it was a nice little reminder that Aniston is, at the end of the day, a pretty funny lady. » 1/22/15 9:30am 1/22/15 9:30am

America Successfully Gives NFL No Motivation to Change a Goddamn Thing

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NFL Demands $16.6 Million Over M.I.A.'s Super Bowl Middle Finger

Today, in "are you fucking kidding me," the NFL has demanded an additional $15.1 million from M.I.A. in restitution for briefly raising her middle finger during the Super Bowl halftime show two years ago. This brings the entire arbitration claim against her to $16.6 million. » 3/18/14 12:20pm 3/18/14 12:20pm

Super Bowl Sex Trafficking Ring Busted By the FBI

A sex trafficking ring which forced juveniles as young as 13 to work as prostitutes for the Super Bowl has been shut down by law enforcement. » 2/05/14 10:25am 2/05/14 10:25am

Clay Aiken's Running for Congress With Intensely Emotional Campaign Ad

Beyoncé Fan Mistakes Jay-Z for a Civilian. Jay Is Not Pleased.

Sometimes we regular humans interface with celebrities and the experience is awesome. Other times, it can be really fucking embarrassing (and, in turn, hilarious). » 2/04/14 5:50pm 2/04/14 5:50pm

This Adorably Squee Super Bowl Commercial Was Voted The Best of 2014

With everything said and done from last night's Super Bowl, we still have one crucial thing to discuss—which commercial was the big winner? » 2/03/14 8:30pm 2/03/14 8:30pm

Seattle Is Suddenly a City of Winners

The Seattle I grew up in is not the type of city that wins Super Bowls. I mean that literally (it has never happened before), but also figuratively. Our last great success, grunge, was essentially the monetization of marginalization, of being a miserable white loser. Microsoft is a bunch of nerds proving their worth… » 2/03/14 6:00pm 2/03/14 6:00pm