Super Bowl Sex Trafficking Ring Busted By the FBI
A sex trafficking ring which forced juveniles as young as 13 to work as prostitutes for the Super Bowl has been shut down by law enforcement.
Clay Aiken's Running for Congress With Intensely Emotional Campaign Ad
Clay Aiken is running for Congress in North Carolina. Current status of the American Dream: just fine, thanks for asking.
Beyoncé Fan Mistakes Jay-Z for a Civilian. Jay Is Not Pleased.
Sometimes we regular humans interface with celebrities and the experience is awesome. Other times, it can be really fucking embarrassing (and, in turn, hilarious).
This Adorably Squee Super Bowl Commercial Was Voted The Best of 2014
With everything said and done from last night's Super Bowl, we still have one crucial thing to discuss—which commercial was the big winner?
Seattle Is Suddenly a City of Winners
The Seattle I grew up in is not the type of city that wins Super Bowls. I mean that literally (it has never happened before), but also figuratively. Our last great success, grunge, was essentially the monetization of marginalization, of being a miserable white loser. Microsoft is a bunch of nerds proving their worth…
Where are the female engineers in Volkswagen's Super Bowl ad?
Volkswagen usually brings its A-game when it comes to the Super Bowl, but last night's "Wings" spot was too much of a sausage fest for an industry in which 85% of car purchases are influenced by women.
Hillary Clinton Gets Catty With Fox News and It's Great
It's so much more fun to watch FOX when it's someone else being blitzed & sacked! #SuperBowl
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 3, 2014
The Men of the Seattle Seahawks Are Pretty Easy on the Eyes
Watching the Super Bowl yesterday, my girls and I realized something: the Seattle Seahawks are kind of a cute team. From QB Russell Wilson — the second-ever black QB to win the big game — to Bruce Irvin to Bruce Irvin's adorable kid, the smile of a victor is an attractive smile, indeed.
Mom Busted Pimping Daughter for Super Bowl Weekend 'Fetish Stuff'
A Florida mother brought her 15-year-old daughter to New York City this week to make quick cash with a pimp. When she was arrested, Yolanda Ostolaza told police that she knew she would be subjecting her child to “escorting and prostitution.” Dammit, Florida — it’s only Monday!
GoldieBlox's Super Bowl Ad Is Charming, Inspiring and Groundbreaking
This one features girls rampaging through the streets with their dollhouses, pink washing machines, and other stereotypical girl toys and then affixing them to a pink rocket, which they then launch into space to the Quiet Riot-esque tune, "Come On Get Your Toys."
PornHub's Super Bowl Rape 'Joke' Was a Hit With Assholes
Pornhub's main Twitter account, run by their Community Coordinator "Pornhub Katie," sent out a tweet during the Super Bowl Sunday that was very Pornhub in humor but not very appropriate.
JC Penney's Drunk Super Bowl Tweet Stunt Was All About 'Narrative'
Last night, JC Penney confounded everyone who follows mid-priced retailers online with a series of tweets that seemed like they were coming from a rambling drunk person. But just like The Village, there's a terrible, totally predictable plot twist that will make you roll your eyes and wish you gone for a nice walk…
Watch Bruno Mars Do One Of The Best Super Bowl Halftime Shows Ever
Here's the full performance of Bruno Mars's performance from the Super Bowl last night and let me be perfectly clear about this—it's good. Damn good.
The Real Super Bowl Winner Was Bruno Mars
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - FEBRUARY 02: Bruno Mars performs during the Pepsi Super Bowl XLVIII Halftime Show at MetLife Stadium on February 2, 2014 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images)
Instead Of Watching The Super Bowl You Could Have Read A Classic
Were you hate-watching Super Bowl 48 and complaining about—well, pretty much EVERYTHING? Did you know you could have spend that time reading a great work of literature?
Super Bowl Commercial With A Puppy And A Clydesdale Will Destroy You
This is Budweiser's latest Super Bowl commercial and it has killed me dead in my heart.
Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks, who just beat the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl, 43-8.
That Big Secret Seinfeld Reunion Was a Super Bowl Ad
Last week, Jerry Seinfeld went on a sports show to tease his big, secret Seinfeld reunion project. When asked if it was a Super Bowl ad, he first said, "It's not," but later added, "[But] it's not-not." Well, it was.
Brooklyn Decker’s ‘Girly Guide to the Super Bowl’ Is a Headache
To be absolutely honest, the mouth-sounds "Brooklyn Decker" seem like they should be the name of a Brooklyn-inspired sandwich with, like, four pounds of corned beef and eight slices of rye. They are instead the name of actress and former model Brooklyn Decker, a human woman with very shiny hair and an impressive series…
America Is Turning into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
There will have been 10 — TEN — puppy bowls on Animal Planet after this year's Puppy Bowl X, a spectacle of unabashed puppy objectification, is in the books. Last year's Puppy Bowl attracted 12.4 million viewers, and proved itself to be a reliable alternative televised event for people who don't want to watch the Super …