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    2010: A Face Odyssey

    Kelly's Seeing Red

    What Is The New York Times Sunglass Girl Thinking?
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    Image of judgingamy judgingamy
    10/28/09

    In reply to 2010: A Face Odyssey
    Wow. This is the first year since the 1979 that the year's digits don't lend themselves to make New Years glasses very easily. #volks
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/28/09

    In reply to 2010: A Face Odyssey
    The future is so bright, they gotta wear two sets of shades. #volks
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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    10/28/09

    In reply to 2010: A Face Odyssey
    And I thought we were done with these kinds of frames since it's 2009. Silly me to underestimate the innovations of the Japanese. Move the hole! Of course! #volks
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    10/28/09

    @linnyt is a walking cliché: I have never actually bought double-o glasses. I feel kind of sad about that. #volks
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/28/09

    In reply to 2010: A Face Odyssey
    The eye lens itself to puns. #volks
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09

    @Ailatan: My friend wanted to get some of these for New Years, but I told her no one would want to foc-us. #volks
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/28/09

    @CurtCole: That's just a lack of vision, tell him to socket and join you. #volks
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09

    @Ailatan: I'll opt(ic) for that opinion. #volks
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/28/09

    @CurtCole: You should see eye to eye on this matter, if not cornea him to do the same as you, if that doesn't work, 10 lashes should do the trick. #volks
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/28/09

    @Ailatan: If that doesn't work, I'll resort to brow beating. #volks
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/28/09

    @CurtCole: that's a bit (oculus) sinister #volks
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    Image of Cookie Dough Monster Cookie Dough Monster
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    Who wears short shorts?

    Kelly's boyfriend wears short-shorts!


    Ok, or ones that are just riding up a wee bit.

     Reply
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    I want A) that bathing suit and B) the body to successfully wear it, ala Kelly.
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    how does one fit so perfectly into a swimsuit. I know she's young, but my breasts were never so perky and perfectly forward facing. never. I'll admit to a bit of jealousy.
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    04/02/09

    @crampyscamp: I was just thinking it almost looks painted on -- she must have the most amazing boobs on the planet. Amazing.
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    Image of maneki neko maneki neko
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    Does anybody know what the tattoo on her wrist is of?


    In other news, bandeau tops are a style that is welcome to come back.

     Reply
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    Image of Carrie Waibel Carrie Waibel
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    Am I the only one who remembers Kelly's attempt at a pop punk career?
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    Image of cupcakefauxpaws cupcakefauxpaws
    04/02/09

    @Carrie Waibel: Yeah, I was just reading about that. She said she messed it up with drugs and realizes she blew her chance.


    Flash to present: She looks adorable and healthy.

     Reply
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    Image of wakatopatopa is karl lagerfeld wakatopatopa is karl lagerfeld
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    oh, Osbourne spawn. you look so benightedly happy with your scrawny ginger beast companion. morsel, what are the goggles doing for your face? perhaps the other beast companion turns away from mediocrity?


    I am amazed, however, at your powers of levitation, flesh teckel - like I, you can float a towel without getting wet. what is supporting you and your companions, my toucan?

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    @wakatopatopa is karl lagerfeld: I love it when you turn up.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    Ok, where is the rest of her body?
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    Image of Beauregard Beauregard
    04/02/09

    @Mary McCarthyite: She's standing in the pool. See how the pool continues past her on the left side? Boys must be on some sort of island or something.
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    04/02/09

    @Beauregard: Ah, yes. At first my brain was not registering. I hope for Kelly's sake that those boys are on "Good Time Island."
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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    My dad is taking my kids and myself to an indoor water park (yup...) and I would like to have that ensemble to wear to it.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    @southernbelle: What a nice dad!
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    Image of la_periodista la_periodista
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    Is Kelly Osbourne like, "hot" or something? Because she seems to be dating a model and have everyone taking her picture. If so, where did that come from??
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    04/02/09

    @la_periodista: Probably cause she and her whole family are like "famous" or something.
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    Image of R-Star R-Star
    04/02/09

    @la_periodista: Well, I'm fairly certain that Kelly being photographed is nothing new. In answer to your question, however, I think a lot of people do believe that Kelly is "hot". Why we're using quotations here I'm not entirely sure.
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    Image of CloudsInMyCoffee CloudsInMyCoffee
    04/02/09

    In reply to Kelly's Seeing Red
    Who is that man she's with? I want the ginger!
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