Kelly Wearstler Now Hawking Hideously Named 'Anorexxxy' Sunglasses
Interior designer/fashion designer/"global lifestyle brand" machine Kelly Wearstler has teamed up with French sunglasses maker Thierry Lasry for a new line of specs: the Anorexxxy. Wow. This is incredibly annoying but also alarming coming from someone who told a food lifestyle publication that she doesn't "eat a lot…
Steal That Asshole Karl Lagerfeld's Sunglasses in Bizarre New Game
There's a new game where Karl Lagerfeld insults you, and you get back at him by stealing his sunglasses. Although stealing his sunglasses probably isn't the first thing I'd do if I were face to face with that condescending asshat.
Helena Bonham Carter Wears Her Sunglasses At Night
LA, Jan. 15: Helena Bonham Carter arrives for the BAFTA Los Angeles 17th annual awards season tea party and showcases her entry in the World "Bitch, Please" Face Championships. Image via Getty
Breaking Katy Perry Nose Ring Update: Lies!
This just in! A tipster writes, "It's not a nose ring/chain. They're the new D'Arcy glasses by A-Morir." Whoa. Wait, does this mean the Daily Fail was wrong? IMPOSSIBLE.
What To Wear When You Want To Repel Men
Today, Liz Jones tackles the clothes "women think are fashionable but men hate." Uggs. Jumpsuits. Harem pants. Oversized sunglasses. Leggings!
2010: A Face Odyssey
[Tokyo, October 27. Image via Getty]
Kelly's Seeing Red
[Miami Beach, April 2. Image via Splash.]
What Is The New York Times Sunglass Girl Thinking?
I talked to my mom the night before last. "I don't get the New York Times," she mused. "They have all these great stories, but their Styles section always seems to focus on this tiny, unappealing bunch of really wealthy people!" I explained to her that Styles is for and about people who specifically do not read the…
Though we're quick to mock the folks over at Vogue and W's sister site Style.com, they get a gold star for this one. With Rachel Zoe and Victoria Beckham both putting out books on the rules of style, Style.com editors decided to pit Posh and Raisin-Face's pearls of wisdom against old school style authoress Anne…

