Want a rich man to keep you in Louboutins, diamonds, and fistfuls of cold hard cash? Look no further than the hotel bar, apparently a "hot spot" par excellence for lucky ladies "to get a Sugar date."

In looking at the the hideous case of a man raping a woman he met through the site sugardaddyforme.com, it's easy to jump to conclusions about the site and its community members...but people are rarely that simple.

Even if that catch from SugarDaddyForMe.com is "a troll - face like Dom DeLuise, body like an ugly Mandy Patinkin," the smart Trophy Wife sucks it up (ew.) Herewith, the wisdom of the experts!

Says Holly Hill of infidelity: "This is what every man already knows and I think what every woman deep down already knows."

It's depressing that "I got a sugar-daddy" is becoming a new subgengre of young-woman memoir. And pursuing it under the guise of a a social experiment doesn't make it much better.

According to a preview of the issue we saw yesterday, this Sunday's NY Times Magazine lets us in on the phenomenon of kept women. Good to know someone's on the acquisitive gold-digger beat!