Don't Take Tylenol! The Only Thing Worse Is Advil! Aspirin's Just As Bad! (I GIVE UP!)

Ever sit and enumerate the ways you're killing yourself? Let's see, start with the fact that you're sitting, which means whatever food in your stomach is metabolizing at a rate so slow all the cells will eventually be converted to cancer. There's the beer and the wine and the beer and the 24-ounce Colt 45 (what was » 11/29/07 1:30pm 11/29/07 1:30pm