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Jon Hamm's rakish good looks aren't natural, they're carefully styled by professionals who are paid — handsomely! — to make male celebrities look like a million bucks.

These are the 11 suitcases and two Louis Vuitton travel bags that Rachel Zoe brought to Paris. It's fashion week. [The Zoe Report via Fashionista]

That would be the so-called "$150,000 shopping spree" for Sarah Palin's convention rollout that spawned a thousand charges of hypocrisy. The stylist who dressed Palin and her family has broken her silence to defend both herself and the candidate.

Today, as we pour over Oscar fashions, it's important to remember that $5 million jewels and a custom fitted gown alone don't make an actress look fabulous - she needs a finely honed pose.