Being Stupid Is Not A Choice, So Stop Hating Me For It

Today, Thought Catalog, a blog that serves as a future embarrassment machine for self-absorbed 23-year-olds who don't know any better, ran a post called "Being Privileged Is Not A Choice, So Stop Hating Me For It" (it's just as bad — NAY, WORSE — than it sounds). What follows is the only logically possible response. » 9/23/13 6:10pm 9/23/13 6:10pm

Fox News Troll Returns With a Breathtaking Sequel to the 'War on Men'

Suzanne Venker, she of the insipid Fox News "War on Men" op-ed, is back with some sage advice on "surrendering to your femininity." Is this a Samantha Brick-type deal where she's obviously trolling and we shouldn't be paying her any further attention? Almost definitely. (Also, she admits that she's trying to sell her… » 12/07/12 4:30pm 12/07/12 4:30pm

Arming Yourself for the War on Men You Didn't Even Know You Were Fighting

The gig's up, ladies — Suzanne Venker, niece of doddering antifeminist icon Phyllis Schlafly (Proposed official logo of antifeminism: "WE CAN'T DO IT!" emblazoned across a picture of Schlafly holding a Math book upside down), finally had the courage to tell the world the truth about What's Really Going On: a war on… » 11/26/12 11:50am 11/26/12 11:50am

Designers Now Just Overtly Pandering To Pop Stars

While perusing images of the recently concluded fashion weeks in Portugal, Thailand, and China (because that's what normal people do in their free time rather than actually interact with other human beings), I came to a startling realization: while it's always been the case that fashion's had a side to it that seems… » 3/27/11 2:03pm 3/27/11 2:03pm

A Straight-Talk Guide To Sarah Palin's "Fashiongate"

Since the world learned that hypocritical hockey mom heroine Sarah Palin has spent $150 grand of RNC cash at high-end department stores for herself and her family at a crucial point in the campaign — to say nothing of an economic recession — an overwhelming amount of ink, thought and Texas Instruments battery power… » 10/23/08 2:00pm 10/23/08 2:00pm

Rosie O'Donnell Teaches Elisabeth Hasselbeck The Meaning Of Choice

Iraq War agitator and View mother-hen (sorry, Barbara!) Rosie O'Donnell still isn't talking about the Middle East (or Donald Trump!), but she does have lots to say about partial-birth abortion! This morning, after Rosie broached the subject of yesterday's Supreme Court decision, her red-state co-host Elisabeth… » 4/19/07 1:10pm 4/19/07 1:10pm