Russian Prisoners One Step Closer To GTL

A Russian prison famous for being even crappier than regular Russian prisons is going to make up for decades of horrible prisoner conditions by installing tanning beds within its walls. And Pauly D cries a single citric tear. » 1/16/11 12:40pm 1/16/11 12:40pm

Wisconsin Christmas Present Contains Methy Surprise

A midwestern mother received a vacuum cleaner for Christmas, along with a surprise gift of $280K worth of drugs someone had stashed inside. First Clay Matthews's confusing roided-up-Fabio-joins-a-crappy-metal-band hairdo, and now this? Strange things are afoot in Green Bay. » 1/16/11 10:55am 1/16/11 10:55am

Sandra Bullock's Ex Involved in Race Crash

Yes, I thought Jesse James had gotten himself into more Nazi uniform-related trouble when I read the headline, too, but it turns out that he was involved in an errant car race, not in the more-expected racism. » 11/25/10 10:35am 11/25/10 10:35am

Facebook System Proves Rape Jokes Even Less Funny As Acrostic Poems

Misogynistic DENNIS System, meet my system: Adjust brain for consumption of bullshit. Notice asshole Facebook group. Nope, rape's still not funny. AUSTIN system kind of is, though. [Facebook] » 12/11/09 3:30pm 12/11/09 3:30pm