Bigot's Protest Burning of 'Gay Cereal' Fails Really Hard

This misguided and, let's be honest, hapless gentleman thinks that a good way to protest General Mills' support of same-sex marriage is to burn a perfectly good box of Honey Nut Cheerios. It's quite possible that the box is empty, since there isn't a person, bigoted or otherwise, who would just torch Honey Nut… » 8/06/12 11:15pm 8/06/12 11:15pm

The Five Stupidest Articles in Fox News Magazine

Did you know that Fox News has a magazine? For the ladies? It's called Fox News Magazine, and it's an online magazine full of magazine articles from the people that brought you Fox News! But in a magazine! Do you like reading PARADE but think it's just a little too risque? Are you befuddled by normal everyday tasks,… » 6/21/12 5:20pm 6/21/12 5:20pm

Trending Topic #AbortionClinicPlaylist Has Something Terrible for Everyone

This morning, another charming Twitter trending topic climbed forth from the butthole of culture and began to senselessly gnaw on the face of human decency. #AbortionClinicPlaylist gives regular ol' non comedians a chance to show that they're not afraid to really go there on the internet by providing a forum for… » 5/30/12 10:25am 5/30/12 10:25am

Unbelievably Stupid Law Would Declare Single Parenthood Child Abuse

Wisconsin, that land of beer, cheese, and Aaron Rodgers jerseys, has had a tough couple of years, government-wise. First, they elected a bunch of, from what I can tell, taxidermied badgers holding guns to state legislature. To make matters worse, their governor seems to be an evil yet gloppy Koch puppet. And now, one… » 3/01/12 7:15pm 3/01/12 7:15pm

GoDaddy Goes After Lucrative Idiot Demographic With New Naked Lady Ad

Before internet domain hosting service GoDaddy was famous for backing the SOPA bill and pissing off the whole internet, the company was known for airing inscrutable but irritatingly sexist ads. So what's the damaged brand doing to win back some of its ex customers? Making an even more inscrutable, even stupider ad,… » 1/24/12 5:15pm 1/24/12 5:15pm

New Meme Helpfully Points Out Ways in Which You Are Awful

Have you ever wanted to meet a man who will someday probably try to light his ex wife's car on fire? Have you ever wondered where all the nice guys went, the ones who pretend to be your friend until you break up with your boyfriend and then get mad when you won't suck their dick as payment for their acting like a… » 6/12/11 1:31pm 6/12/11 1:31pm