Too Broke to Travel? This Agency Sends Your Stuffed Animals Instead!

If your wallet is a little too light to take that holiday vacation, a new service is offering an inexpensive way to live your travel life vicariously.. through your stuffed animals. Just don't blame them if your toys would rather visit the Cabbage Patch Kids headquarters instead of Las Vegas. » 10/23/13 8:59pm 10/23/13 8:59pm

'Colorful Hearts' Teddy Bear Recalled For Being Scary As Hell

Warning: Looking too deeply into this bear's eyes could scar you for life. Rather than being a source of comfort, as teddy bears were designed to be, this mess of a toy is the stuff nightmares are made of. Plagued with some kind of hearts-based skin disease (Is this what global warming is doing to all the polar… » 12/30/11 6:15pm 12/30/11 6:15pm

Hockey Fans Bombard Rink With 25,003 Stuffed Animals

As part of a yearly tradition, fans of the very cuddly-sounding Calgary Hitmen deluged the ice with stuffed animals as soon as the team scored its first goal. The team collected 25,003 animals, more than last year's total but still below the 2007 record of 26,919. The toys will be donated to the Alberta Children's… » 12/05/11 7:45pm 12/05/11 7:45pm

Boo, The Internet's Most Adorable Dog, Is Now An Adorable Stuffed Animal

Move over, Elmo. There's a new highly-coveted toy in town. What's that? You already did your holiday shopping this year? Tough shit. Gund has just announced a plush version of America's cutest dog. Kids — or, let's be real here, any adult with a soul — are going to go nuts over this thing. In fact, I'm announcing it… » 12/01/11 5:10pm 12/01/11 5:10pm

"Is It Weird To Masturbate With A Stuffed Animal?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Note: Pot Psychology will appear on Fridays, not Thursdays, from now on.) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I pull a Tyra and offer up a clip show of… » 4/10/08 4:20pm 4/10/08 4:20pm