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This Dance-Off Between Students and School Administrator is the Best Teen Movie We've Ever Seen

In a scene we can only imagine was deleted from the remake of Footloose, a high school kid challenges a school administrator to a motherfucking DANCE OFF. At least, that's what I think is happening, he might also be running from a mouse? Either way, it's pretty much the funniest, sweetest, and weirdest thing we've…

Conservative Group’s For-Sure ‘Unbiased’ Poll Reveals That New Yorkers Are Not Cool with Plan B in Schools

New York, as in the city where dreams are dreamed, nourished, and unceremoniously flattened by overloaded subway cars and undermining drinking partners named Slack, recently launched a pilot program to freely and discreetly dispense the emergency contraception pill Plan B in 13 schools across the city. Soon after the…

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Teacher Idiotically Brags About Illegally Blocking an Atheist Student Group to the Wrong People

Imagine that you're a high school teacher who prioritizes your love for the baby Jesus over your legal responsibilities as an educator and thus, in the name of all that is holy, successfully stops an atheist group from forming on campus. Nice work! But you're not done. You're so pleased with yourself that you can't…