Babies already start out in life as fat and stupid, but apparently extending their stroller use beyond the age of two will keep them that way. And that's horrible because we all know there's nothing more disgusting than a silly, happy, chubby toddler.
Here's an existential question for you to ponder: As a son or daughter of the Road Warrior, would you expect your father to build you a pram that could go 0 to 50 in under 30 seconds? Obviously the answer is, "Yes, unless he didn't really love me or already made me a dog stroller sled and trained a team of ten adorable…
In a bid to ease some of the congestion problems at this year's Comic-Con in San Diego (or save children from a lifetime of having self-righteous scientists disprove the outlandish physics behind the exploits of their favorite superheroes) has banned strollers from its event rooms. Lazy toddlers everywhere lament!
At times it seems like having a child just creates a series of opportunities for people to judge you. From what you put in their mouths to what type of diaper you put on their butts, there are endless options and each has vocal critics. Now there's a blog that pokes fun at another one of those choices.
Bugaboo—which became the first and most popular luxury stroller brand, with products up to $1000, after a very fortuitous endorsement from Sex and the City—has responded to the economic downturn which cost the company a 40% nosedive in sales by releasing its most expensive stroller yet, The Bugaboo Donkey, at $1500.…
• Several residents of Colorado City, Arizona, have started offering a bus tour called "The Polygamy Experience" for $69.95. While the FLDS is unwelcoming to the outside public, some members of a rival sect have voiced their approval. •
