Plan Your Next Vacation Using The World Map Of Penis Sizes
Just what we needed! A guide to finding the biggest dicks. Size queens, book your tickets to Congo and Ecuador. Check out a larger (heh) version here.
5 Rules Of The New Chivalry
This morning on
Today, "experts" on the hot button issue of chivalry, and whether the concept is dead, outdated, or just plain unfeminist. We don't think that chivalry is dead, and we don't think that women on the receiving end of it are less feminist, but we think some of the rules of etiquette need to be revamped…
Strictly Dickly
"Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer." Ooh, good for them! Jerk offs. [Fox News]
Crooked Cocks Are Diseased But Delightful
Unlike Tai in Clueless, some of us actually like when dicks have some curve to them. Kinda along the lines of those adjustable Swiffer dusters, bent dicks can reach and rub up on spots that straight, unyielding dicks just can't. But recently, (after posting the image to the left, of a chocolate penis made from a mold…
5 Other Things You Didn't Know About Your Penis
There's piece over on CBS News, via WebMD, that claims to tell men five things they didn't know about their penises. The info provided is basically useless old news (Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own, Your Penis May Be a 'Grower' or a 'Show-er'). The problem? It was written by a man. The only way men are gonna…
