We already knew Strawberry Shortcake was a sexy goner, but — et tu, Tinkerbell? In this brave new world, every childhood icon is lissome and dressed in tight jeans. And when she's not? Well, let's just say these fairies must have a good waxer. We're not even going to talk about the sexy horse. See the whole gallery … »
- We were shocked and appalled to discover that Strawberry Shortcake had been given a berry slutty makeover by her corporate overlords.
- As much as we love the Shortcake, she'd make a really dumb, potentially deal-breaking tattoo.
- This week was mad girly, yo: Omg Unicorns!
- Also, Panda Sex!
- Almost as embarrassing as…
Experts calculate that the total cost of Strawberry Shortcake's new look, including facelift, eyelift, nose job and freckle removal, would top $23,000! "Between the hair, the eyes, clothes and nose," observes a plastic surgeon, "Shortcake's new look is much too extreme for real life because it's so obvious, like that… »
As a grown woman who had every intention of dressing as Strawberry Shortcake for Halloween (my boyfriend was going to be the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak), I am furious at American Greetings Properties' decision to give Shortcake a "fruit-forward" makeover. As part of a growing toy-industry trend (Care Bears… »