These Sexy Toys Make Our Childhoods Cry

We already knew Strawberry Shortcake was a sexy goner, but — et tu, Tinkerbell? In this brave new world, every childhood icon is lissome and dressed in tight jeans. And when she's not? Well, let's just say these fairies must have a good waxer. We're not even going to talk about the sexy horse. See the whole gallery … » 3/10/11 6:30pm 3/10/11 6:30pm

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Berry Disturbing Makeover for Strawberry Shortcake

As a grown woman who had every intention of dressing as Strawberry Shortcake for Halloween (my boyfriend was going to be the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak), I am furious at American Greetings Properties' decision to give Shortcake a "fruit-forward" makeover. As part of a growing toy-industry trend (Care… » 6/11/08 3:30pm 6/11/08 3:30pm