Surely one of the strangest items in communal millennial memory is Puppy Surprise, a fuzzy pink dog who came with some random number of puppies preloaded in her plush womb. (Never mind that real-deal puppies come out slimy little ratlike creatures.)

What trouble won't a bike get you into these days? If you're not falling off one and peeing your pants as you come face to face with the concept of your own mortality —shoutout to ten-year-old me — then you're being put on probation because some prudes caught you fucking your bike in the comfort of your own hostel…

These are hard times we're living in: rents are up, wages are down, and we're doing all of our clothes shopping at Walgreens—two sweatshirts for $10, you can't beat that. Some people can't even afford to take their bike on a honeymoon. That's why Lisa Nelson of Pacifica, Ca has started an Indiegogo campaign to fund…

Huug Bosse had hip surgery three years ago and hasn't been the same since. Specifically, he cannot stop laughing. He's annoying everyone around him, but he doesn't care — everything is amusing to him. Of his wife, who seems highly irritated by his new personality, he says laughingly, "She actually doesn't love me,…

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A Malawi man says he grew female genitals two years ago, which later disappeared. Now they're back, his "member shrunk," and he's menstruating. Doctors say this is impossible, but he believes he's been cursed by his second wife's mother.

Oh God: Ian Bothwell, a 63-year-old man in England, died on September 5 from a nose-bleed brought on too much nose-picking. Bothwell suffered from dementia brought on by alcoholism, and a pathologist concluded that he had picked his nose so often it caused him to bleed to death. [Telegraph]

All of these oddly beautiful extravagant eyelashes are mesmerizing, and fantastic fantasy accessories. Click to enlarge and to see more. [InventorSpot]