Tell Us Your Sloppiest St. Patrick's Day Stories

Welcome to Pissing Contest, a weekly story sharing circle for the the ass-draggiest time of the afternoon on the ass-draggiest time of the last day between you and the weekend. Every week, we'll ask a question, you'll share stories, and we'll pick a winner that's featured in the next week's post. It's like a pyramid… » 3/14/14 5:00pm 3/14/14 5:00pm

Turns Out a 6-Year-Old Can Write a Pretty Good Story

The Scholastic Channel recently posed a challenge: Could a 6-year-old write a complete story from beginning to end? First grader Scotty, who specifies that he is indeed 6 years and three months old, was up to the task. With a little help from Scholastic, his adorable tale "The Nit Qast" (A.K.A. The Knight Quest) was… » 6/06/12 6:50pm 6/06/12 6:50pm

How an Untrendy Partner Dance Made Me Less of a Jerk

I am not someone who will dance in public, unless that dance is the Sarcastic Robot (that's when you do the Robot but make a goofy face at someone while doing it so they know you're not serious), mostly because "dancing" to most people between the ages of 18 and 35, means going to a club and gyrating until some… » 7/17/11 4:00pm 7/17/11 4:00pm