So last night Beyoncé literally blew the lights out at the Super Bowl with a powerhouse performance featuring Destiny's Child (dammit, why "Bootylicious"? If they had done "Survivor" or "Bills Bills Bills," I would have jumped on the coffee table and dumped the nacho dip over my head like a 'roid-riddled athlete bathes in…
Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right…
As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of absurdity.…
My Cherie Amour, A Stevie Wonder Novel By V.C. Andrews™
A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest…
Jada Pinkett Smith Wrote a Cheesy Love Song About Will Smith
People are always whispering that Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith are on the verge of divorcing any second, but things must be A-OK because for Valentine's Day, Jada recorded a song called "Burn" and dedicated it to her hubby on her Facebook page—you know, just like people do when their marriages are…
The Decemberists' Jenny Conlee Has Music Picks For You
Want to know what to listen to this weekend? Perhaps you would like some awesome ladies to make some recommendations! That's what our new Friday Playlist feature is for. Kicking things off is Jenny Conlee, accordionist/pianist/singer/badass for The Decemberists.
