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Stevie Nicks has a lot of old Polaroids of herself, so many that she will showcase some of the best images in a gallery — like a parade of vintage selfies. As with anything else Stevie Nicks-related, we are selecting our best scarves and flowing dresses in addition to practicing a chant to release unto the goddess…

American Horror Story's back back back back back baaaaaaaaaack! (**Author twirls, tips bowler hat, finishes with jazz hands.**)

Just like the white winged dove became an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church, Stevie Nicks has fluttered down from her enchanted nest of willow reeds, spanish moss and fire to officiate the wedding of John McCauley and songstress Vanessa Carlton (yes, that Vanessa Carlton). Sadly, this means the bar…

Today in celebrity news that makes PERFECT SENSE, talented sing-witch Stevie Nicks told Vanity Fair that she's spent the last five months holed up in the enchanted hollowed-out tree that she calls a home, writing fan poems about Game of Thrones.

K8 Middleton, rather delightfully referred to in this New York Daily News article as a "queasy royal," is feeling a little better after getting fluids but remains in London's King Edward VII hospital due to severe Wingardium Leviosa!! hyperemesis gravidarum. A palace spokesman wants everyone concerned for Kate to know…

To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a good time. At one point, Ri-Ri personally served cognac. One of the writers, Julieanne Smolinski, has a quick Q&A…

Following news of the weirdly boring/probably fake feud between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey, itinerant fortune teller Stevie Nicks decided she should probably jump in. NATURALLY. And her words for Minaj were not pretty.

Stephanie Lynn Nicks of Fleetwood Mac is 64 years old today. Happy birthday, Stevie! Did you wish for your rival Debbie Harry to be portrayed by Malin Akerman in a biopic? 'Cause it came true! Remember that time you and Lindsey Buckingham were sort of dating and fighting all the time and that's why Rumours was such an…

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Where can you find Bill Clinton mingling with Lady Gaga? (Digitally, anyhow). On the cover of Time's annual list of the 100 most influential people, of course. And where can you find 31 very important women? Same place.

[Washington, D.C., March 31. Image via Getty.]

"Botox is becoming the new face of beauty and it's unfortunate because it makes everybody look like Satan's children." Any day with a new Stevie Nicks interview is a good day!

[New York, March 19. Image via WENN.]