Fox News and Lindsey Graham Lament Hate Crime Against Christians

“If we’re not safe in our own churches, then where are we safe?” Pop quiz: Was the preceding sentence uttered by, a. One of the grieving congregants at Emanuel AME Church in Charleston, South Carolina? Or b. Elizabeth Hasselbeck of Fox and Friends, making the Charleston shooting into “an attack on faith” rather than a… »6/18/15 4:50pm6/18/15 4:50pm


Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack Hilarious Sexist Jokes

You know what isn't hilarious? Boring-ass jokes that have been beaten to death, revived, and then beaten to death again, ad infinitum, over the course of decades. And it's extra not-hilarious when the joke teller thinks he's the funniest, most interesting, most spectacular orgasm of awesomeness to walk the face of… »6/14/12 6:45pm6/14/12 6:45pm

Female Ex-Marine Fights Back Against Knife-Wielding Robber

Wow, La Doocy and The Sad Puppets (otherwise known as the painful morning "news" show Fox & Friends) report on something that doesn't make us want to stab our eyes out! A robber held a knife up to a woman's throat as he attempted to rob a convenience store, only to be chased out by the formidable female and ex-Marine.… »12/03/08 3:20pm12/03/08 3:20pm

Our favorite commentator Steve Doocy had this to say about his daughters in sports: "With boys
Our favorite »10/09/08 11:20am10/09/08 11:20am commentator Steve Doocy had this to say about his daughters in sports: "With boys they actually want to play and hit the ball. With girls, girls don’t really want to play these sports. They just want to hang out. Being a coach for girls is like herding cats." We would tell Steve to herd those…

Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

Fox & Friends »9/29/08 2:20pm9/29/08 2:20pm is claiming, in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to…

Nancy Pfotenhauer Prefers The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations To Actual Bigotry

The McCain campaign, led by Nancy Pfotenhauer Pfuckingsucks »9/29/08 1:40pm9/29/08 1:40pm, started its war of expectation management today by . Pfuckingsucks told Steve Doocy that "normally, in Vice Presidential debates, you see a more even-handed approach" to picking questions about foreign and domestic policy. Oh really? Let's check that…