Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack…

You know what isn't hilarious? Boring-ass jokes that have been beaten to death, revived, and then beaten to death again, ad infinitum, over the course of decades. And it's extra not-hilarious when the joke teller thinks he's the funniest, most interesting, most spectacular orgasm of awesomeness to walk the face of… » 6/14/12 6:45pm 6/14/12 6:45pm

Female Ex-Marine Fights Back Against Knife-Wielding Robber

Wow, La Doocy and The Sad Puppets (otherwise known as the painful morning "news" show Fox & Friends) report on something that doesn't make us want to stab our eyes out! A robber held a knife up to a woman's throat as he attempted to rob a convenience store, only to be chased out by the formidable female and ex-Marine.… » 12/03/08 3:20pm 12/03/08 3:20pm

Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

Fox & Friends » 9/29/08 2:20pm 9/29/08 2:20pm is claiming, in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to…

Nancy Pfotenhauer Prefers The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations To…

The McCain campaign, led by Nancy Pfotenhauer Pfuckingsucks » 9/29/08 1:40pm 9/29/08 1:40pm, started its war of expectation management today by . Pfuckingsucks told Steve Doocy that "normally, in Vice Presidential debates, you see a more even-handed approach" to picking questions about foreign and domestic policy. Oh really? Let's check…

Jezebel "Bugs" Fox & Friends Host Steve Doocy

So remember that irate screed » 9/19/08 4:00pm 9/19/08 4:00pm I wrote about how angry Sarah Palin makes me and many other women? Well apparently Fox News noticed it — a few weeks too late? — and they're calling me out. Apparently I "bug" anchor Steve Doocy, and I should be angry at Barack Obama, not Sarah Palin, because Barack didn't pick "my…

Today On Fox & Friends: "Brian Gets A New Puppy!!!"

Aw, look at that! It is a cute little puppeh on the otherwise disaster-filled morning show, Fox & Friends » 8/22/08 2:40pm 8/22/08 2:40pm. Oh but wait, don't think a cute segment about co-host Brian Kilmeade's new puppy could slip through the producer's hands without being turned into something completely unwatchable. First there is the generous…