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denna
05/07/09

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I just have to say that I appreciate Jez editors linking to Deadspin instead of a crosspost. Deadspin plus Jezebel tends to be a really nasty combination.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
05/07/09

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*comes out of denial*

*weeps quietly*

*braces for more tennis athlete inquiries*
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porcuPINE
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
HURRY GRAB JUAN PIERRE! yay for 30+ steals!
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Spaceman Bill Leah
05/07/09

@porcuPINE: I can't wait to tell my league I took fantasy advice from Jezebel.
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NefariousNewt
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
How Manny drugs must a player take

Before we may call him a sham

The dreadlocks, my friend, are blowin' in the wind

The dreadlocks are blowin' in the wind
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wednesdayam
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
*checks the Cubs schedule to see how many games they play against the Dodgers during the 50-games upcoming*

Let's see... 4-game series at the end of this month, fabulous! Woohoo! But he should be back in time for the series in LA in August. Damn!
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Spaceman Bill Leah
05/07/09

@wednesdayam: OMG! I just realized I am going to one of those Cubs games. I am so making a sign.
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Mediokra
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
Oh, balls. He was the only reason I went to Dodgers games. And they've been so amazing this season! Now I shall drive past the eight billion gigantic billboards of him in downtown LA and sigh wistfully.
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sillylittlelawgirl
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
Dear Scott Boras- You manage the two highest paid players in Baseball. Both of whom have been caught taking PE drugs. This suspension will cost Manny 7.7 million, roughly 31% of his annual salary. Will your commission be taking a hit?

Also, all the way from fenway park to those fools at Dodger Stadium: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Joe, you should have known better!
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NefariousNewt
05/07/09

@sillylittlelawgirl: I'm not sure Joe had much say in the matter. The Dodgers needed a bat and Boston was more than willing to part with him at that point.

As to Bor-ass, let's hope this takes him down many pegs, and that MLB teams stop catering to him. His clients spend an awful lot of time generating negative publicity.
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rednrowdy
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
at least he doesn't have that hair anymore. i'm sorry, dreads are awesome and all, but not on him, and not under that hat, and oh man i'm getting grossed out just thinking about all that stupid hair.
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NefariousNewt
05/07/09

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I'll bet Omar Minaya is breathing a sigh of relief today.
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Maritsa
05/07/09

@NefariousNewt: Yeah, he's already getting flak for overpaying Ollie Perez, if he had gotten Manny too....
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Princess Leela
05/07/09

@NefariousNewt: As is Theo. No question now that letting Manny go be Manny somewhere else was the right call.
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morninggloria
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
Don't those drogas shrink the cojones? If he's not careful, we may no longer be able to call him Manny. Maybe Eunachy. Eunachy Ramirez.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
05/07/09

@morninggloria: I prefer Girly Ramirez.
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hfree
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
And cue the "Manny being Manny" puns in 5,4,3,2,1
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merv
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
Okay, so I'm not serious baseball watcher or fan. But I do occasionally go to games/watch with friends. And because I didn't grow up in a city with a team I feel as though I have free license to hate/love any team I wish based on any reason I like.

Example: I prefer teams from cities that I think are probably shitty places to be.
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Laines
05/07/09

@mervbaby: This is why I'm pulling for Detroit. They need something to lessen the pain from football season.
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hfree
05/07/09

@Laines: They have something, it's called the hope of Matt Stafford (we Georgia fans are sure gonna miss him).
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Spaceman Bill Leah
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
Thank you, Manny Ramirez, for making my day. While I wished you no particular ill will after you left Boston, I am glad you finally are getting called up on the carpet for something and cannot wait to hear the "Manny being Manny" explanation.
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NefariousNewt
05/07/09

@Spaceman Bill Leah: Well, I did wish him ill will, after he up and quit on the Sox in the middle of the season. I for one got tired of "Manny being Manny" and I'm pretty sure Papelbon assessment of him as a "cancer" was not far off the mark. We'll see just how good a manager Joe Torre is now.
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Spaceman Bill Leah
05/07/09

@NefariousNewt: I was more happy just to see him gone but I agree with you on the second part, the MbM stuff was and always has been utter b.s. which is why I cannot wait to hear it this time.

Plus he never wanted to play spies with Pap :(
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Laines
05/07/09

@Spaceman Bill Leah: He's blaming it on his doctor and well, his own stupidity for not knowing what drugs are allowed or not. At least he's not going to challenge the decision.

[sports.espn.go.com]
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Spaceman Bill Leah
05/07/09

@Laines: THat is the excuse they ALL use. Not shocked. The doctor must be a dumbass too if he didn't know there were PEDs in something he was prescribing to a known MLB player.
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BlowJoy
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
Well I guess he didn't Dodge those accusations.
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Grim Reaper of the Forest
05/07/09

In reply to Oh, Manny
He's never seemed like the brightest bulb. I might actually believe him if he claimed that he was taking "vitamins" that is trainer gave him. But yeah, as a Red Sox fan I can only chortle.
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