"I did eat that day," Jennfer Aniston has qualified (verbatim) about her stripper scene in upcoming movie We're the Millers, as if consuming necessary sustenance within a 24-hour period is a magnificent, shocking truth.

• The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."

• Seventeen-year-old Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is not very happy, and blames her parents.

[New York, September 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Milan, August 3. Image via INF]

• El oh el: It appears none of the celebrity weeklies have bought exclusive rights to pictures of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding this weekend.

• Faux-reality stars Heidi and Spencer are getting married, legally this time, in Pasadena on April 25. Speaking of making it legal, they reportedly have a prescription for pot.

[London, October 6. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[London, August 12. Image via INF]

• Britney "performed" at the MTV Awards. And the reviews are in! NY Post:"Lard & clear loser... Totally lame, pathetically lip-synched." Washington Post: "Disjointed and just plain boring..." NY Times: "Awful. She tottered around the stage, dancing tentatively and doing nothing that sounded or looked like real live…