Shady Polling Group Asks Smear Questions About Elizabeth Colbert Busch

Perhaps you’ve heard of Elizabeth Colbert Busch, the Democratic candidate in South Carolina’s upcoming special congressional election. If you don’t live in South Carolina’s first congressional district, you might only know that Elizabeth Colbert Busch is the sister of beloved AmeriCone Dream ice cream spokesman…

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'Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe' Is an Awesome Response to 'Accidental Racist'

Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" isn't all bad. As Stephen Colbert pointed out on last night's Colbert Report, it did indeed succeed in bringing people of different races together: "This song has united all Americans — not just Black and White, but Latino, Asian, Muslim, Pacific Islander, Inuit — all of us to join our…

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Must Watch: Stephen Colbert's Response to Boston Is Absolutely Perfect

On Tuesday's Colbert Report, Stephen addressed the Boston Marathon in that very special way that only he seems to have mastered. He recognized that a terrible tragedy had occurred, but then, with the perfect mix of satire and sincerity, left viewers feeling buoyed, patriotic and hopeful.

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Stephen Colbert's Sister, Elizabeth Colbert Busch, Wins the South…

There's always something a little unfair about when a family has multiple successful, brilliant and highly achieving children. You mean that the Sedarises get two comedic geniuses?! The Quaids get Dennis and Randy? Mona Simpson is Steve Jobs' sister and they didn't even know it until adulthood because Steve Jobs was…

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Stephen Colbert Is Adorably Pumped About His Sister's Congressional Run

God, Stephen Colbert is such a NONSTOP TREASURE, right? Speaking on CNN, he said that his right-wing nutjob TV persona will in no way interfere with sister Elizabeth Colbert Busch's Democratic congressional run. ADORABLE, I SAY.

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Is Madonna a Saintly Third-World School Builder or a Nefarious…

She's the latter, according to Malawi's Education Minister Eunice Kazembe. Kazembe says that Madonna claims she built ten schools for the children of Malawi, when the actual number of schools built by Madonna was zero schools. I don't completely understand why our gal Madge—who is clearly dedicated to philanthropy (you …

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Stephen Colbert's Sister Is Running for Congress And I Want to Move to…

OMG. Amazing, incredible news! Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, Stephen Colbert's sister, is declaring herself a candidate in the South Carolina special election to be held in May to fill Tim Scott's open House seat. Senator Tim Scott is the crazy Tea Partier former congressman who was tapped by crazy Tea Partier current…

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Stephen Colbert Invites Donald Trump to Gargle His Balls For Charity

After Donald Trump's much-hyped October Surprise turned out to be an offer of $5 million to the charity of President Obama's choice if only the Commander-in-Chief would release his college transcripts, college applications, and passport applications to Donald Trump's satisfaction, Stephen Colbert had his own charitable …

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Megan Fox Had a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?

Apparently a baby came out of Megan Fox's birth canal and then nobody ever spoke of it. I mean, until just now. Either the info was kept tightly concealed on purpose or just nobody bothered to ask—but anyway, Fox gave birth to a healthy baby boy named Noah, noble heir to the Peach Pit After Dark fortune. Fox and beau…

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