Fun-Hating Legislator Proposes Ban on Eating Aborted Human Fetuses

Let's take a moment today to salute a brave American hero. A man who saw through the amoral haze of today's society and who had the courage to stand up for what's right, even in the face of an unstoppable tide of modernity and vice. That man is Oklahoma legislator Ralph Shortey. And that fearless act of bravery was… » 1/25/12 2:00pm 1/25/12 2:00pm

European Court Bans Patenting Many Types of Stem Cell Research; Science…

Europe's highest court ruled today that it's not legal for companies to patent any sort of research method that requires the destruction of human embryos. Christian groups are super psyched about this because God says cellbabies are exactly the same as grown up humans with faces and feelings. Scientists are upset… » 10/18/11 7:15pm 10/18/11 7:15pm

President Obama To Lift Restrictions On Stem Cell Research Funding

President Barack Obama is set to sign an executive order on Monday that will lift the restrictions on stem cell research funding that were put in place by former President George W. Bush in 2001. » 3/07/09 11:30am 3/07/09 11:30am

Kiefer Says, "This McCain Guy Thinks We've Got Stuff In Common?"

President Bush Still Controls Our Ovaries