Vermont's State Bird Might as Well Be a Cat Because Those Muhfuckers Are Crazy About Cats

The rankings from the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) are in and this year's state with the most cats per capita is...drumroll, please...Vermont! Vermont's previous accomplishments include the production of not-as-good-as-Wisconsin cheese and Brigham Young. Congratulations, Vermont, land of freedom and… »1/15/13 10:15pm1/15/13 10:15pm

Hugo Chavez Subtly Suggests That The U.S. Government Is Shooting World Leaders Full Of Cancer

After Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, the president of Argentina, was recently diagnosed with thyroid cancer, Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's disturbingly kooky president, has begun insinuating that perhaps the United States is running around secretly infecting his region's leaders with the disease. His proof? Five Latin… »12/28/11 5:45pm12/28/11 5:45pm