Pastel Suits, Rose Mullets, and a Thousand Miss Kentuckys at The Derby

This Saturday marked the 141st running of the Kentucky Derby, an event near and dear to my heart because I am from Kentucky and... I went to the Derby one time. It was cool! Anyway, this year’s race was host to a record-breaking crowd of over 170,000 mint julep-totin’, fancy hat wearin’ Southerners and a bunch of… »5/04/15 4:25pm

The Final Two Tributes From District Lil' Fancy Will Now Fight to the Death

Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all… »5/05/12 11:30am

Nancy Snyderman: If You Have A Sugar Daddy, You Must Be A Hooker

Earlier this morning the Today Show ran a segments where they brought in "experts" to weigh in on some of the "hottest headlines." Star Jones, Donny Deutsch, and Dr. Nancy Snyderman (you know, the one who called Mommyrexia an "obnoxious, Upper East Side, white girl problem") showed up, so we assume the real experts… »8/04/11 11:30am

The End Of Celebrity Apprentice We Didn't Get To See Because Of Bin Laden

When NBC first scrolled an ominous notice across the bottom of the screen that President Obama would be making "an important statement shortly" during the last half hour of Celebrity Apprentice, for a split second it almost seemed like delicious payback on the part of the president—like it was his way of reminding… »5/02/11 10:50am