Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny… » 11/08/12 9:00am 11/08/12 9:00am

Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend

As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly,… » 10/24/12 9:00am 10/24/12 9:00am

Vivica A. Fox Throws Major Shade at Stacey Dash for Romney Endorsement

During a recent interview, during which she was supposed to promote her two new TV shows, Vivica A. Fox didn't hold back from saying how she really feels about Stacey Dash's Baywatch-inspired Twitter endorsement of Mitt Romney. Wrinkling her nose at the mention of Dash's name she says, "I didn't know she was a… » 10/23/12 12:20pm 10/23/12 12:20pm

Now You Can Listen to Lindsay Lohan's Hysterical Phone Call About Her…

This has been one fucked up day for the Lohan clan. Like, I can't really even follow what's been going on. But as far as I can tell, Lindsay and Dina partied all night and eventually got into an argument about an errant $40k that Lindsay had loaned her mom. Then they clawed at each other's faces for a while until… » 10/10/12 9:00pm 10/10/12 9:00pm

Lady Gaga Put on a Witch Hat and Had Dinner With Julian Assange

Fuck being a waiter at the Ivy with a screenplay in your locker! The real way to meet celebrities these days is to become an international Hacktivist and chill in diplomatic asylum for a few years. Case in point: Lady Gaga visited Julian Assange—who counts Oliver Stone and Michael Moore among his most vocal Hollywood… » 10/09/12 9:00am 10/09/12 9:00am

In The End, Single Ladies Wasn't As Bad As We Thought

The first episode of Single Ladies did not impress me. it seemed like all the characters did was drink champagne and change clothes. I watched the second episode not expecting things to get better. Then the third. Then the fourth. Then I suggested my mom watch, and then I realized: I was hooked. The show had grown… » 8/09/11 4:55pm 8/09/11 4:55pm